Scotty Stevenson on the simple joys of rugby
As the Hurricanes held off the Chiefs on Friday night, RugbyPass writer Scotty Stevenson had a chance to reflect on the simple joy of watching a game.
This is how it began on Friday night in Wellington: Hurricanes openside flanker Sam Henwood was knocked into next week by Chiefs centre Anton Lienert-Brown, Chiefs hooker Nathan Harris was put on his backside by Hurricanes fullback Jordie Barrett, and the respective first fives, Beauden Barrett and Damian McKenzie both made dominant tackles on men twice their size. It was patently obvious that this was going to be a night for defence.
It was more obvious still because I was sitting on an old blue couch in the bowels of Westpac Stadium watching the game with my two work colleagues Mils Muliaina and Cory Jane and they were making these observations free of the emotion they once must have had as players. It was as if I was siting in a coaches box, or behind the illusionists curtain. If you ever get a chance to watch a rugby match with two of the finest back three players in recent memory, I suggest you take it.
I’ve watched rugby with lots of people. I watched rugby a lot with my Dad. Dad was a fan of the game but watched every match with his emotions on a sliding scale from frustration at the referees to anger at the referees. in between these two extremes was an extended line of grumbling. I loved watching games with him, and then discussing the finer points of the law and its application. We watched his last game together. It was the Reds against the Bulls. He fell into a coma and never recovered.
I’ve watched rugby with my mum. Mum watches rugby by pacing around her house, and burns at least six thousand calories during a typical All Blacks match. Mum is South African by birth but long ago pledged allegiance to New Zealand. Upon the final whistle, Mum will immediately start to analyse the game, though her analysis often lacks some detail as she has spent at least twenty minutes of every game hiding behind a sofa. This fact does not dissuade her from lecturing me on what exactly happened. She is still South African in so many ways.
I’ve watched rugby with my children. When the All Blacks are playing they will watch the haka, and then take their leave, returning periodically to check on the score. They are what you might call fringe fans. They are like this with all sports. But they play musical instruments so I am totally down with that.
I once took my wife to a game. It was the 2009 Ranfurly Shield match between Southland and Canterbury at AMI Stadium. We sat in some form of corporate seating alongside Todd Blackadder and Corey Flynn, who was injured and unable to play. Southland won the match and the shield in a 9-3 thriller. My wife had no idea what had happened. It had been 50 years since the Stags had lifted the log-o-wood so I launched into an enthusiastic dissertation on the importance of the moment. But then I saw her eyes glaze over. I have seen that look many times since.
I have sat alongside some of the greats in the commentary box over the years. I remember my first call with Stu Wilson in Masterton. Hell he was fun to watch a game with. There have been so many others, each with their own take on the sport we love. I have learned so much, and had many laughs. I worked with Murray Mexted. I still remember a provincial game in Pukekohe may years ago. There was about fifteen minutes to go and Mex stood up, removed his headphones, told me he had a flight to catch, and left. I giggle about that still.
I’ve watched from the stands and from the corporate suites, from the nosebleeds and from the sidelines, but it’s not the view that matters; it’s who you get to watch with. And on Friday night I watched the game with Mils and Cory and minute by minute they dissected the game, and pointed out the plays and made notes to themselves to take back to their respective coaching jobs – Cory with the Wellington Lions and Mils with the Grammar Tec Club in Auckland.
And Mils said the Chiefs need to hold the ball a little more and they would have a chance to work their way back into the game, but they couldn’t hold onto the ball and, afterward on the field, Chiefs co-Captain Sam Cane spoke to us about how winning their last stretch of games had made it easy to overlook the fact that their handling had not been up to scratch. Cory said the Hurricanes will shut them down and then find a way to create a couple of tries out of nothing. And that’s pretty much how things went down, with a few more bumps and bruises along the way. Afterwards, Hurricanes coach Chris Boyd told us that it was a night for defence and that it was not the greatest spectacle for the fans.
The fans wouldn’t have minded. They just wanted the Hurricanes to win, and that’s exactly what they did. On the back of their defence, which is what will get them to the final. The fans wouldn’t have minded. They were there to watch the game.
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I like this, but ultimately rugby already has enough trophies. Trying to make more games “consequential" might prove to be a fools errand, although this is a less bad idea than some others. Minor quibble with the title of the article; it isn’t very meaningful to say the boks are the unofficial world champions when it would be functionally impossible for the Raeburn trophy not to be held by the world champions. There’s a period of a few months every 4 years when there is no “unofficial” world champion, and the Raeburn trophy is held by the actual world champions.
8 Go to commentsIts a great idea but one that I dont think will have a lot of traction. It will depend on the prestige that they each hold but if you can do that it would be great. When Japan beat the Boks (my team) I was absolutely devestated but I wont deny the great game they played that day. We were outclassed and it was one of the best games of rugby I have seen. Using an idea like this you might just give the the underdog teams more of an opportunity to beat the big teams and I can absolutely see it being a brilliant display of rugby. They beat us because they planned for that game. It was a great moment for Japan. This way we can remove the 4 year wait and give teams something to aim for outside of World Cup years.
8 Go to commentsHi, Dave here. Happy to answer questions 🥰
8 Go to commentsDon’t think that headline is accurate. It’s great to see Aus doing better but I’m not sure they’ve shown much threat to the top of the table. They shouldn’t be inflating wins against the lousy Highlanders and Crusaders either.
3 Go to commentsSuch a shame Roigard and Aumua picked up long term injuries, probably the two form players in the comp. Also, pretty sure Clarke Dermody isn’t their coach. Got it half right though.
3 Go to commentsOh the Aussie media, they never learn. At least Andrew Kellaway is like “Woah, yeah it’s great, but settle down there guys” having endured years of the Aussie media, fans, and often their players getting ahead of themselves only to fall flat on their faces. Have the “We'll win the Bledisloe for sure this year!” headlines started yet? It’s simple to see what’s going on. The Aussie teams are settled, they didn't lose any of their major players overseas. The Crusaders and Chiefs lost key experienced All Blacks, and Razor in the Crusaders case, and clearly neither are anywhere near as strong as last year (The Canes and Blues would probably be 3rd & 4th if they were). The Highlanders are annually average, even more so post-Aaron Smith and a big squad clean out. The two teams at the top? The two nz sides with largely the same settled roster as last year, except Ardie Savea for the Canes. They’ve both got far better coaches now too. If the Aussies are going to win the title, this is the year the kiwi sides will be weakest, so they better take their chance.
3 Go to commentsThe World Cup has to be the gold standard, line in the sand. 113 teams compete for what is the opportunity to make the pool stages, and then the knockout games for the trophy. The concept is sound. This must have been the rationale when the World Cup was created, surely? But I’m all for Looking forward and finding new ways for the SH to dominate the NH into the future. The autumn series needs a change up. Let’s start by having the NH teams come south every odd year for the Autumn/Spring series games?
8 Go to commentsWhat’ll happen when the AI models of the future go back in time and try to destroy the AI models of the past standing in their way of certain victory?
41 Go to commentsThanks, Nick. We (Seanny Maloney, Brett and I) just discussed Charlie as a potential Wallaby No 8, and wondered if he has truly realised how big he is in contact (and whether he can add 5 kg w/o slowing down). Your scouting report confirms our suspicions he has the materiel. No one knows if he has the mentality (as Johann van Graan said this week about CJ, Duane and Alfie B) to carry 10-15 times a game.
57 Go to commentsHe would be a great player for the Stormers, Dobbo should approach the guy.
3 Go to commentsGood article. A few years back when he was playing for the Cheetahs, he was a quiet standout for exactly the seasons stated here. I occasionally get to see his games in the UK, and he has become a more complete player and in many ways like an Irish player. His work ethic is so suitable to the Leinster game. I wonder if Rassie would have him listed somewhere.
3 Go to commentsResults probably skewed by the fact that a few clubs have foreign fly halves in their 30s, but most teams have young English scrum halves. Results also likely to be skewed by the fact that many teams rely on centres and fullbacks to provide depth at 10, whereas they will need to stock a large number of specialist backup 9s.
1 Go to commentsI really get the sense that when all is said and done, the path of least resistance will end up being a merger of Wasps & Worcester that essentially kills the Worcester Warriors brand and sees Wasps permanently playing at Sixways. I’m not saying that’s what should happen or what I want to happen. I just think it’s the easiest rout to take and therefore, will be what happens. Wasps will definitely return to play first, and I suppose it all depends on if they can find support at Sixways. If people turn up and support Wasps in that community, at that ground, I bet they drop the Sevenoaks plan and just remain at Sixways. Under the radar but not totally unrelated, it looks as though London Irish are going to be brought back from the dead by a German consortium and look set to return, likely to the remade Championship. It’s set to have 12 clubs next season with 14 in 2025/26, what do you want to bet those extra 2 are Wasps and London Irish?
3 Go to commentsThe shoulder is a “joint” with multiple bones. You don’t “fracture” a shoulder, you fracture any one or more of the bones that make up a shoulder.
2 Go to commentsOh dear, bones too suspect to continue?
2 Go to commentsBold headline considering the Canes and Blues are 1 and 2 and the Brumbies were soundly beaten by the Chiefs and Blues. Biggest surprise is Rebels 4 Crusaders 12 - no one saw that coming. If Aus are improving that’s great 👍
3 Go to commentsAnna, You are right, we need to have patience whilst the others catch up to England and France. Also it is the PWR that has been the game changer for England. the RFU put money into that initially at the expense of the Red Roses. I was sceptical at first but it has paid off in spades.
1 Go to commentsI think Matt Proctor became a 1 test AB in the same fixture. Cameron is quality and has been great this season, can’t believe’s he only 27. Realistically how would he not be selected for ABs squad this year. Only Dmac is ahead of him as a specialist 10. With Jordan out, it will come down to where and when Beauden Barrett slots back in, and where they want to play Ruben Love. Cameron seems an absolute lock in for the wider squad though. Added benefit of TJ-Cameron-Jordie combination at 9, 10, 11 too.
1 Go to commentsFarcical, to what end would someone want to pay to keep this thing going.
1 Go to commentsHavili, our best 12 by a mile, will be in the squad, if he stays fit. JB is the most overrated AB in the last 50 years.
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