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Bernard Jackman revisits the infamous Grenoble dessert debacle
Bernard Jackman gave listeners of Le French Rugby Podcast food for thought when recounting the dessert drama which took place during his tenure in Grenoble.
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The French press would claim that the now infamous 2016 row over the desserts would lay the foundation for his eventual exit from the side in 2017, such was the significance of le dessert to the French side.
The Irishman worked for the Grenoble between 2011 and 2017, joining as an assistant before later becoming the head coach. Grenoble won promotion to the Top-14 not long after Jackman’s arrival but eventually succumbed to relegation in 2017.
Fighting against relegation was one of the many challenges he faced with the club, but the most bizarre dilemma came off the field.
“The desserts in France are beautiful,” Jackman admitted. “We’d have them at dinner and the ones that were left over would come out with breakfast. Some of the boys would have their café and a little tart at breakfast. And then at lunchtime there were more desserts too.
The temptation of eating French desserts became a sticking point for Jackman when the Grenoble squad returned from pre-season in poor physical shape.
“We went on a training camp before our fourth year in the Top-14, so everybody was getting really comfortable,” he said. “Some of the boys got back and their body compositions were ridiculously bad. Now I was always in fat club myself so I’m not saying I was a saint but I used to get out of that club at some stage.
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“We were getting them up at six o’clock in the morning to give them extra cardio and then they’re having chocolate cakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”
Unhappy with the sweet treats on offer, Jackman decided to take action, pulling aside the team doctor to vent his anger. What he found was an unwillingness across the board for Frenchmen to relinquish their puddings.
“I went to the team doctor, who had more power than the head of strength and conditioning over there in Grenoble, and asked him what was going on and he said: “they’re training so hard, they need it for their mind.” I just said to him that half these lads are in fat club.”
Unwillingly, the team doctor acted on Jackman’s calls and spoke to some of the players. The reaction was not positive, with hooker Arnaud Héguy complaining that coaches should not get involved in nutrition and dieting.
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Change did come though, with all parties eventually agreeing desserts would only be eaten at dinnertime. Inevitably this story made its way into the mainstream media and Jackman believes a few untruths were told along the way.
“It became that I was trying to ban desserts, which I never did. I like desserts.”
After leaving Grenoble, Jackman joined the Dragons for a season and is now the head coach of Bective Rangers FC who play in the Leinster Branch in Dublin.
Meanwhile, Héguy has become the Grenoble forwards coach at a time when the side is flirting with relegation from the French second division.
“It’s a tough first big coaching gig for Arnaud because they’re down the bottom of the table,” Jackman admitted. “Hopefully they can survive. When a club starts to slip like that, relegation can kill a club.”
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A long held question in popular culture asks if art imitates live or does the latter influence the former? Over this 6 nations I can ask the same question of the media influencing the thoughts of its audience or vice versa. Nobody wants to see cricket scores in rugby, as a spectacle it is not sustainable. With so many articles about England’s procession and lack of competition it feeds the epicaricacy of many looking for an opportunity to pounce. England are not the first team to dominate nor does it happen only in rugby, think Federer, Nadal, Red Bull or Mercedes, Manchester Utd, Australia in tests and World Cups. Instead of celebrating the achievements why find reasons to falsify it pointing towards larger playing pool, professional for a longer period or mitigate with the lack of growth in other nations. Can we not enjoy it while it is hear and know that it won’t last for ever, others coveting what England have will soon take the crown, ask the aforementioned?
5 Go to commentsShame he won’t turn out for the Netherlands now they’re improving. U20s are Euro champs and in the U20 Trophy this year. The senior sides gets better every year too.
2 Go to commentsWill rugbypass tv be showing these games?
1 Go to commentsWell where do you start, the fact that England have a professional domestic league and Ireland’s is fully amatuer, that they have fully seperated professional squads at Fifteens and Sevens (7’s thinly disguised as GB), and Ireland have fully pro Sevens squad who loan some players back to the Semi-Professional Fifteens squad (moved from amateur for only a year or so) for a few games at 6N & RWC’s. The Women’s games is a shambles, and is at risk of killing itself by pushing for professionalism when the market isn’t really there to support it outside one or two countnries..
5 Go to commentsWayne Smith's input didn't have as much impact on the last final as Davison's red card for Thompson. England were 14 points up and flying when that happened.
5 Go to commentsBilly's been playing consistently well for 2 - 3 seasons now and deserves a look in at the top level. Ioane and ALB are still first choice but there needs to be injury cover and succession. His partnership with Jordie gives him first dibs you'd think. Go the Hurricanes.
3 Go to commentsIt’s not up to Wales to support Georgian Rugby. That’s up to International Rugby and Georgia. I sympathise with Georgia’s decent attempt to create this fixture. But for Wales the proposed match up is just a potential stick to beat them with and a potential big psychological blow that young Welsh team doesn’t need. (I’m Irish BTW.)
2 Go to commentsCale certainly looks great in space, but as you say, he has struggled in contact. At 23 years old, turning 24 this year, he should be close to full physical maturity and yet there exists a considerable gap in the power and physicality required for international rugby. Weight doesn’t automatically equate to power and physicality either. Can he go from a player who’s being physically dominated in Super rugby to physically dominating in international rugby in 1 or 2 years? That’s a big ask but he may end up being a late bloomer.
28 Go to commentsIf rugby wants to remain interesting in the AI era then it will need to work on changing the rules. AI will reduce the tactical advantage of smart game plans, will neutralize primary attacking weapons, and will move rugby from a being a game of inches to a game of millimetres. It will be about sheer athleticism and technique,about avoiding mistakes, and about referees. Many fans will find that boring. The answer is to add creative degrees of freedom to the game. The 50-22 is an example. But we can have fun inventing others, like the right to add more players for X minutes per game, or the equivalent of the 2-point conversion in American football, the ability to call a 12-player scrum, etc. Not saying these are great ideas, but making the point that the more of these alternatives you allow, the less AI will be able to lock down high-probability strategies. This is not because AI does not have the compute power, but because it has more choices and has less data, or less-specific data. That will take time and debate, but big, positive and immediate impact could be in the area of ref/TMO assistance. The technology is easily good enough today to detect forward passes, not-straight lineouts, offside at breakdown/scrum/lineout, obstruction, early/late tackles, and a lot of other things. WR should be ultra aggressive in doing this, as it will really help in an area in which the game is really struggling. In the long run there needs to be substantial creativity applied to the rules. Without that AI (along with all of the pro innovations) will turn rugby into a bash fest.
24 Go to commentsSouth Africa rarely play Ireland and France on these tours. Mostly, England, Scotland and Wales. I wonder why
2 Go to commentsIt was a let’s-see-what-you're-made-of type of a game. The Bulls do look good when the opposition allows them to, but Munster shut them down, and they could not find a way through. Jake should be very worried about their chances in the competition.
2 Go to commentsHats off to Fabian for a very impressive journey to date. Is it as ‘uniquely unlikely’ as Rugby Pass suggests, given Anton Segner’s journey at the Blues?
2 Go to commentsSad that this was not confirmed. When administrators talk about expanding the game they evidently don’t include pathways to the top tier of rugby for teams outside of the old boys club. Rugby deserves better, and certainly Georgia does.
2 Go to commentsLions might take him on if they move on Van Rooyen but I doubt he will want to go back, might consider it a step backwards for himself. Sharks would take him on but if Plumtree goes on to win the challenge cup they will keep him on. Also sharks showing some promising signs recently. Stormers and Bulls are stable and Springboks are already filled up. Quality coach though, interesting to see where he ends up
1 Go to commentsAnd the person responsible for creating a culture of accountability is?
3 Go to commentsMore useless words from Ben Smith -Please get another team to write about. SA really dont need your input, it suck anyway.
264 Go to commentsThis disgraceful episode must result in management and coach team sackings. A new manager with worse results than previous and the coaching staff need to coached. Awful massacre led by donkeys.
1 Go to commentsInteresting article with one glaring mistake. This sentence: “And between the top four nations right now, Ireland, France, South Africa, and New Zealand…” should read: And between the top four nations right now, South Africa, Ireland, New Zealand and France…”. Get it right wistful thinkers, its not that hard.
24 Go to commentsHow did Penny get the gig anyway?
3 Go to commentsNice write up Nick and I would have agreed a week ago. However as you would know Cale & co got absolutely monstered by the Blues back row of Sotutu, Ioane and Papaliti and not all of these 3 are guaranteed a start in the Black jumper. He may need to put some kgs before stepping up, Spring tour? After the week end Joe will be a bit more restless. Will need to pick a mobile tough pack for Wales and hope England does the right thing and bashes the ABs. I like your last paragraph but I would bring Swinton, Hannigan into the 6 role and Bobby V to 8
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