England Are (Probably) the Best Rugby Side in the World
England’s victory over Australia this morning means they’ve won 13 games from 13 in 2016. Hayden Donnell admits they’re probably the best side in the world right now, and delivers his other findings from an excellent match.
In my home New Zealand, and other former British colonies, we have an old saying: “There’s nothing more insufferable than a happy English sports fan”. The wisdom of those words has been proven over many decades. English fans with even a half-ounce of confidence can be a terrifying hurricane of belligerence, like Nigel Farage, but slightly less drunk.
So it’s with a heavy heart I must report: England are probably the best rugby team in the world right now. Facts, unfortunately, are facts. With today’s impressive win over a fired up Australian side, Eddie Jones’ band of gigantic sports robots have won 13 games from 13 this year, and 14 in a row dating back to last year’s World Cup. They’ve beaten Australia four times straight. Brushed off South Africa, a former rugby nation. Gone undefeated in the Six Nations. Stayed untroubled on tour and at home.
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They’ve done it all despite trial and tribulation. Perhaps because the Northern Hemisphere season is 826 games long, England has been struck by injury more than just about any other side this year. They’ve been without Owen Farrell, Manu Tuilagi, James Haskell, Sam Jones, Anthony Watson, and their newly sober captain Dylan Hartley at various points. They won every Autumn International without Maro Itoje, who was a contender for World Player of the Year before his hand exploded during a match for Saracens on October 22.
Their success is a tribute to Jones, who has taken a haunted and hollowed-out shell of a rugby side and rebuilt it in record time. It’s also testament to the talents of players like Farrell, whose goal kicking steadied the ship against Australia, and mercurial talents like centre Jonathan Joseph, who went from being dropped earlier in the autumn season to creating or scoring three of England’s tries today. English rugby’s huge vat of money has probably helped a bit as well.
What about the All Blacks? New Zealand are still world champs, and the most talented side in the world, but the truth is England probably would’ve beaten them if they’d met this month. New Zealand, like Australia, were tiring at the end of a long season. It’ll be interesting to see what happens next summer, when Southern Hemisphere sides are fresh and Northern Hemisphere teams have been tackled so many times there’s nothing left of them but broken remnants of their former humanity.
For now, England look the best. They’ve equalled their own record for wins in a row. Next stop: beating the All Blacks’ professional era record of 18 straight wins. According to our advanced Rugby Pass statistical calculations, if all goes well for them, they’ll get the chance to go for the record against Ireland in Dublin on March 18. I think I speak for all New Zealanders, and residents of countless other rugby nations, when I wish them all the worst luck in the world.
Other Observations From the Game
For a While, it Looked Like Michael Brown Was Dead
After a slightly late tackle by Dane Haylett-Petty in the 71st minute, England’s fullback Michael Brown writhed on the pitch like he’d just been shot in the gut. For a while it looked like he wouldn’t make it.
He clung to the medic’s leg, pleading not to be left alone in his final seconds.
Then Haylett-Petty was given a yellow card, and Brown instantly made a miraculous recovery. A classic rugby moment.
Someone Needs to Check on Michael Cheika
Cheika was unhappy for much of the game, but Haylett-Petty being sent off in the 71st minute appeared to send him into some previously unreached hell zone.
In the place of his usual red-hot rage was something we don’t often see from the Wallabies coach: resignation.
Get better soon, Michael. We need you!
Losing Will Genia Really Killed the Wallabies
Genia, who briefly became the saddest man alive after the Wallabies lost to Ireland last week, was forced out of this game because it clashed with his duties to Stade Francais. His absence took a toll on the Australians. Replacement halfback Nick Phipps’ flubbed pass in the 29th minute led to England’s opening try. Phipps went on to fall for Ben Youngs’ dummy so completely that he’s probably still trying to tackle Marland Yarde.
That Was a Great End to the Autumn Internationals
This game was really excellent. It had lead changes, running rugby, tries, David Pocock unsuccessfully trying to pass. Everything. A very solid end to the Autumn Internationals, and a fitting final curtain for the year in international rugby.
Comments on RugbyPass
Sly dig there at Ireland’s propensity to back a non-Irish coach. Must really want it. I’m not sure I like ROG very much. Comes off as unpleasant. But he’d gain my respect if he took a number 7 ranked team and turned them into WC winners. Not even back-to-back. Argentina? Scotland? Or how about Wales? France would be too easy, no?
1 Go to commentsA bit of sensationalism, but surprised by the comments about SBW. I’ve always thought of him as a pretty authentic person. There is nothing worse than working with a colleague you’ve seen straight through.
9 Go to comments100% agree with your comment about Touch. I’ve been playing it competitively since Covid. It’s on a Wednesday night after work. It means the weekend is free for time with my family.
1 Go to commentsRodda back is massively important for the Wallabies. Kaitu at hooker important too coz he was very good a few years ago.
1 Go to commentsThe pink cabous might be eligible this year and the Boks don’t need him
7 Go to commentsNasser and kaitu are options for hooker. Especially Nasser. You forgot Rodda who touch wood will be fit at test time and if fit he’s number one. Great partner for the great Skelton and Oz best lineout caller. Third best lock is LSL whom I’d be inclined to sub on for Skelton around 60 minutes. Probably start valetini at 8 because I like a big body back there. Cale should play 6 at the brumbies. For Wallabies definitely cale in the squad but as an apprentice. Dunno who starts at 6 seru wright Swinton hanigan with Will Harris and Harry Wilson not far away. Seru and Swinton my front runners but Swinton is going. Still if we don’t cap seru then Fiji must coz they need his lineout skills and easily compensate for his lack of weight
7 Go to commentsYeah but who was it?
9 Go to commentsThink you might have written this just before the Brumbies got thrashed last weekend
7 Go to commentsI really do believe that Billy Proctor should be selected at least in the larger squad but also it would be my choice at 13, much more a center than Ioane who can still play at wing. Roigard if fit should play, otherwise it should be Perenara or Christie. Also, Iose could deserve a spot at blindside. Of course, being a Canes supporter I’m biased but I really believe that at least Billy P is deserving a chance and being Holland one of the Selectors, I’m having a little hope he could grab it.
13 Go to commentsI would not play Swinton I’d pick Wright or Hanigan. The rest are decent starters, but can’t agree on any subs except Tupou. My take on the subs: Gibbon, Ueslese, Tupou, LSL, Wilson, White, Will Harrison, and Petaia.
7 Go to commentsSBW the biggest moron to pull on a black jersey a park footy player at best
9 Go to commentsSBW is fast becoming a laughing stock, his misplaced comments & lack of insight Is actually pretty sad.
9 Go to commentsJust well you guys are couch 🛋 potatoes selector's, picking a team of greenhorns to play England! “What are you people smoking?” The halfbacks will be Christie, Fakatava, Perenara Props; Newell, Bower, Lomax, Tunga'fasi, Hookers; Asosa Amua when fit, Taylor, Samisoni,
13 Go to commentsQuite frankly, all this is a bit pathetic. The first time Wales get the Wooden Spoon in 21 years and everyone is on the bandwagon for a ‘play-off’ game. Wales have no obligation to Georgia and no obligation to the rest of the Six Nations to play such a game. If they want Georgia in so badly then they need to include South Africa into a Northern Hemisphere competition with 2 leagues of 4 teams with the top 2 competing for the Championship. Sadly, this will end Triple Crowns and Grand Slams forever. Is this really what you want?
4 Go to commentsI think Finau to start Blackadder to come on. Poss Prokter instead of Ioane, haven't seen much from Reiko so far this year.
13 Go to commentsJoe will have had a good chat with Dave Rennie, a smart move to begin with while it’s doubtful Fast Eddie will be consulted? Plenty of Aus players hitting top form so they should go OK.
7 Go to commentsMmm. Not sure I like this article or see it as necessary.
9 Go to commentsBlackadder but no Finau! 😀 It’s Razor so you are probably right, plus Taylor at 2…
13 Go to commentsThe strongest possible AB side would actually include Aaron Smith, Bodie Retallick, Sam Whitelock, Leicester Fainga'anuku, Shannon Frizzel.. don’t get me started on the rest of the injury hit brigade that got flung on the heap so left. Many a whole not getting filled as of yet.
13 Go to commentsI don’t think anyone knows what Schmidt will do, one thing is certain it ain’t gonna be all the picks we on the keyboard will think. My impression of him is that he will be looking at who can step up and what is the best combination. He will ignore individuals as he looks for guys who can build a powerful team and not just guys who can make a flashy run or ignore the winger as they want to score themselves.
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