New Zealand Rugby can't afford for the All Blacks to fail
Gee I enjoyed Saturday night.
I haven’t loved a game of rugby quite so much for what? Three weeks?
Yeah, there’s just something about seeing Ian Foster’s All Blacks having no idea how to combat an opponent that really appeals to me.
I know I wrote last week that I’d be cheering for the boys, but I didn’t mean it. Surely you could tell?
No, I don’t work for the host broadcaster and I’m not a former All Black. I haven’t chronicled all the incredible improvements made by Joe Schmidt and Jason Ryan to the coaching of the team or celebrated the corner emphatically turned against South Africa at Ellis Park.
What about you? Have you seen enough now or are you still suggesting Foster and New Zealand Rugby (NZR) know what they’re doing?
Me? Well, I saw enough when Foster was All Blacks assistant coach. I knew this would happen and said so time and time again, to the point where I know readers got rather sick of it.
So how’s blind faith working out for you, NZR, Foster and the All Blacks?
I read that the team are learning. That they’re rebuilding.
Never mind that the lion’s share of this lot lost to Argentina in the same circumstances two years ago.
I also read that it’s just a game.
Maybe.
Only the All Blacks are allegedly a $3.5 billion brand, who’ve gone into a commercial arrangement with Silver Lake. The terms of that deal, as far as I understand them, require NZR to generate up to 9 percent more revenue per annum from the All Blacks than they previously were.
Silver Lake will get that money one way or another. They didn’t donate hundreds of millions of dollars to NZR, after all.
But further commercialising the All Blacks’ brand relies upon the team winning and they haven’t done a lot of that lately.
Silver Lake’s money came with strings attached so, on that score, Saturday night’s 25-18 defeat to Argentina amounts to a lot more than another valuable lesson for a rebuilding team.
There is so much riding upon the on-field success of this All Blacks side that NZR genuinely can’t afford to have them fail.
All Blacks wins have become one-offs. Borderline miracles that briefly silence the baying masses, but prove or solve nothing.
Good players have become shadows of their Super Rugby selves, as the team lurch from crisis to crisis. All we’re missing now is an off-field scandal to further diminish the brand.
There’s no rhyme or reason to selection and substitutions, no discernible on-field plan or leadership. I mean which genius decided Jordie Barrett should have a kick at goal from 60-metres out, on Saturday?
Basic skills have lapsed, passes are being dropped, lineouts lost. Ball-playing Wallabies prop James Slipper can seemingly split South Africa’s defence at will and yet our highly-paid backline can barely shuffle the ball sideways.
It doesn’t matter which first-choice players suddenly fall from favour or which assistant coaches are sacked, nothing seems to change.
New dawn, new blueprint, new coaches, same old rubbish.
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Sly dig there at Ireland’s propensity to back a non-Irish coach. Must really want it. I’m not sure I like ROG very much. Comes off as unpleasant. But he’d gain my respect if he took a number 7 ranked team and turned them into WC winners. Not even back-to-back. Argentina? Scotland? Or how about Wales? France would be too easy, no?
1 Go to commentsA bit of sensationalism, but surprised by the comments about SBW. I’ve always thought of him as a pretty authentic person. There is nothing worse than working with a colleague you’ve seen straight through.
9 Go to comments100% agree with your comment about Touch. I’ve been playing it competitively since Covid. It’s on a Wednesday night after work. It means the weekend is free for time with my family.
1 Go to commentsRodda back is massively important for the Wallabies. Kaitu at hooker important too coz he was very good a few years ago.
1 Go to commentsThe pink cabous might be eligible this year and the Boks don’t need him
7 Go to commentsNasser and kaitu are options for hooker. Especially Nasser. You forgot Rodda who touch wood will be fit at test time and if fit he’s number one. Great partner for the great Skelton and Oz best lineout caller. Third best lock is LSL whom I’d be inclined to sub on for Skelton around 60 minutes. Probably start valetini at 8 because I like a big body back there. Cale should play 6 at the brumbies. For Wallabies definitely cale in the squad but as an apprentice. Dunno who starts at 6 seru wright Swinton hanigan with Will Harris and Harry Wilson not far away. Seru and Swinton my front runners but Swinton is going. Still if we don’t cap seru then Fiji must coz they need his lineout skills and easily compensate for his lack of weight
7 Go to commentsYeah but who was it?
9 Go to commentsThink you might have written this just before the Brumbies got thrashed last weekend
7 Go to commentsI really do believe that Billy Proctor should be selected at least in the larger squad but also it would be my choice at 13, much more a center than Ioane who can still play at wing. Roigard if fit should play, otherwise it should be Perenara or Christie. Also, Iose could deserve a spot at blindside. Of course, being a Canes supporter I’m biased but I really believe that at least Billy P is deserving a chance and being Holland one of the Selectors, I’m having a little hope he could grab it.
12 Go to commentsI would not play Swinton I’d pick Wright or Hanigan. The rest are decent starters, but can’t agree on any subs except Tupou. My take on the subs: Gibbon, Ueslese, Tupou, LSL, Wilson, White, Will Harrison, and Petaia.
7 Go to commentsSBW the biggest moron to pull on a black jersey a park footy player at best
9 Go to commentsSBW is fast becoming a laughing stock, his misplaced comments & lack of insight Is actually pretty sad.
9 Go to commentsJust well you guys are couch 🛋 potatoes selector's, picking a team of greenhorns to play England! “What are you people smoking?” The halfbacks will be Christie, Fakatava, Perenara Props; Newell, Bower, Lomax, Tunga'fasi, Hookers; Asosa Amua when fit, Taylor, Samisoni,
12 Go to commentsQuite frankly, all this is a bit pathetic. The first time Wales get the Wooden Spoon in 21 years and everyone is on the bandwagon for a ‘play-off’ game. Wales have no obligation to Georgia and no obligation to the rest of the Six Nations to play such a game. If they want Georgia in so badly then they need to include South Africa into a Northern Hemisphere competition with 2 leagues of 4 teams with the top 2 competing for the Championship. Sadly, this will end Triple Crowns and Grand Slams forever. Is this really what you want?
4 Go to commentsI think Finau to start Blackadder to come on. Poss Prokter instead of Ioane, haven't seen much from Reiko so far this year.
12 Go to commentsJoe will have had a good chat with Dave Rennie, a smart move to begin with while it’s doubtful Fast Eddie will be consulted? Plenty of Aus players hitting top form so they should go OK.
7 Go to commentsMmm. Not sure I like this article or see it as necessary.
9 Go to commentsBlackadder but no Finau! 😀 It’s Razor so you are probably right, plus Taylor at 2…
12 Go to commentsThe strongest possible AB side would actually include Aaron Smith, Bodie Retallick, Sam Whitelock, Leicester Fainga'anuku, Shannon Frizzel.. don’t get me started on the rest of the injury hit brigade that got flung on the heap so left. Many a whole not getting filled as of yet.
12 Go to commentsI don’t think anyone knows what Schmidt will do, one thing is certain it ain’t gonna be all the picks we on the keyboard will think. My impression of him is that he will be looking at who can step up and what is the best combination. He will ignore individuals as he looks for guys who can build a powerful team and not just guys who can make a flashy run or ignore the winger as they want to score themselves.
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