Fishing for Big Vern: The tactics of Eddie Jones' post-match interview
Another game, another show-stealing post-match performance from England’s master tactician, writes Scotty Stevenson.
No one should be surprised at all by England coach Eddie Jones’ farcical comments following his side’s 36-15 defeat of Italy at Twickenham on Sunday, but in the rush to understand those comments, and Italy’s expert use of rugby’s idiosyncratic ruck laws, you could be forgiven for having missed Jones using his platform to do what he does best: take a crack at his next opponent.
It was buried somewhere in the stinking pile of gracelessness that constituted his post-match interview, but it was most certainly there – a now-typical Eddie Jones dagger thrust, this time aimed at the chest (give him that at least) of Scotland and their coach Vern Cotter.
By now we all know that Jones didn’t consider the Italian match a game of rugby, going so far as to suggest the team may have to go back onto the pitch for a training run so the spectators could be entertained. “It’s hard when you don’t play rugby,” Jones offered as a response to why his team had taken so long to react and then to nullify the Italian tactics.
Surely it is sheer lunacy to claim an international team of England’s calibre didn’t understand the laws of the game. However, when you consider referee Romain Poite gave the same ‘tackle only’ message to England’s defence at least three times in the first 15 minutes of the match and yet they did not once leave their line to take advantage of the regulation, it may not be as crazy as it sounds.
Never fear. Having left a burley trail of throw-downs on the Italians, World Rugby, and the referee, Jones was quick to cast his line into the churning, unpredictable waters of the upcoming fortnight and wait for someone to take the bait. Of course, the prize fish was Vern Cotter, whose Scottish side, according to Jones, would never dare be so bold as to make it hard for England’s attack line to spark itself into action. “I’m sure they are going to play proper rugby,” said the England coach, quoting from the endlessly entertaining Gospel of Eddie.
There was more to it, though, as there always is behind the perma-smile and the bespoke cloak of self-assuredness that have elevated Jones from international rugby coach to international rugby iconoclast.
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“We’ve got Scotland in two weeks which is going to be fantastic because they’re already talking it up,” he told the BBC, without feeling the need to clarify who ‘they’ actually are, presumably because that hardly matters these days. It was as calculated a line as Jones has yet delivered, but done so with the trademark brio that, depending on your disposition, is either exceedingly endearing or as infuriating as a joke without a punchline.
He continued: “You know they’ve got belief, they’ve got confidence. Confidence leads to better performances, better performances lead to high expectation, and now they have to carry around the burden of Scotland’s expectations for the next two weeks.” Holy shit! Did Jones just troll Scotland with a corporate monologue from a discarded The Office scene? Yes he damn well did. Did he also just use the words ‘burden ‘, ‘expectations’ and ‘Scotland’ in the same sentence?
No one in Scotland will be taking Jones’ comments seriously, least of all Vern Cotter who, according to Jones “won’t have the same tactics that were here. He’s a New Zealand guy. They like the breakdown. They like the contact.”
Well, yes, Jones would love Scotland to roll into Twickenham and engage in the rugby equivalent of a pint-throwing pub fight. The England side has shown in this tournament that its close-in defence is the best in the competition with Maro Itoje and Courtney Lawes leading the way, and the rotating opensiders offering staunch assistance. Scotland should not be conned into close quarter battle.
Instead, if the Scots are serious about taking the Calcutta Cup back to Murrayfield, they would be better advised to play the craziest brand of rugby they can conjure – with flair, blatant disregard for the opposition, and cold-blooded ruthlessness. Sort of like an Eddie Jones post-match interview, but minus the sanctimony.
Not that they need any advice from this columnist. They’ll already be getting enough of that over the next couple of weeks. And no prizes for guessing from whom it will be coming.
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Wasnt late. Ref 2 assistants andTMO all saw it so who are you to say it was?
3 Go to commentsAre the Brumbies playing the Blues twice in a row?
3 Go to commentsBig difference from the Saders. Forwards really muscled up and laid a solid platform. Scooter brought some steel and I liked the loosie combination. Newell has been rather disappointing this season but stepped up big time - happy also to see Franks dot down. He should do that more often! Reihana had a good game and there seems to be more flair and invention with him in the saddle. McNicoll plays well from the back and is reliable plus inventive when he joins the line. Keep it up chaps!
3 Go to comments🤦♂️🤣 who cares who’s the best . All I know is the All Blacks have the star coach but have few star players now …
30 Go to commentsJe suis sûr que Farrell est impatient de jouer avec Lopez et Machenaud et d’être entraîné par Collazo… 🤭
1 Go to commentsAn on field red (aka a full red) in SRP must surely carry a bigger suspension than a red card given by the bunker as that carries a 20 minute team punishment. Had Damon Murphy abdicated his responsibility as a ref and issued both Drua players a yellow, which would have been upgraded to a 20 minute red by the bunker, that would have killed Australia and New Zealand’s push for the 20 minute red to be trialled globally from July this year.
11 Go to commentsEver so often you all post a Danny Care story that isn’t the announcement that he has finally re-signed for one more, victory tour season at Quins and I’m just like, “well you fooled me again!” My absolute favorite player ever, we need to make his final year at the Stoop (and Twickers) official already. I know he supposedly snubbed France but I won’t feel better until he signs.
1 Go to commentslate hit what late hit it wasn’t at all late and can clearly see he was committed before the tackle
3 Go to commentsChristian Lio -Willies 2 try perfomance was a standout. As was captain Scott Barrett. Up front was where the boys won it.They are a great team and players. Fantastic Crusaders , you can keep going.
3 Go to commentsI don't know how the locals feel about that? I guess if you call yourselves the Worcester Wasps that might be appease. But really we need more teams in the Premiership in my view so they are not padding it out as they are at the moment. It might curtail so many players going abroad as well
5 Go to commentsNZ 😭😭😭is certainly rivaling England for best whingers cup!😭😭😭 !!!
30 Go to commentsYup. New Zealand won 3 out of 10 world cups played. SA 4 out of 8 attempts 30 Vs 50 per cent.🤔🤔
30 Go to commentsShould've done this years ago. Change Saturday kick off times to around 11am. Up and off and back home before 3pm, limit travel time too. Allows players to actually do something else with their Saturday that's family oriented or being rugby fans they could ‘watch’ pro rugby. Increases crowds etc. How can anyone that enjoys grassroots and pro rugby have to choose between the two on Saturdays?
9 Go to commentsI bet he inspired those supporters just as much.
1 Go to commentsBen Smith Springboks living rent free in his head 😊😂
67 Go to commentsGood to hear he would like to play the game at the highest level, I hadn’t been to sure how much of a motivator that was before now. Sadly he’s probably chosen the rugby club to go to. Try not to worry about all the input about how you should play rugby Joey and just try to emulate what you do on the league field and have fun. You’ll limit your game too much (well not really because he’s a standard athlete like SBW and he’ll still have enough) if you’re trying to make sure you can recycle the ball back etc. On the other hard, you can totally just try and recycle by looking to offload any and everywhere if you’re going to ground 😋
1 Go to commentsThis just proves that theres always a stat and a metric to use to justify your abilities and your success. Ben did it last week by creating an imaginary competition and now you did the same to counter his argument and espouse a new yardstick for success. Why not just use the current one and lets say the Boks have won 4 world cups making them the most successful world cup team. Outside of the world cup the All Blacks are the most successful team winning countless rugby championships and dominating the rankings with high win percentages. Over the last 4 years statistically the Irish are the best having the highest win rate and also having positive records against every tier 1 side. The most successful Northern team in the game has been England with a world cup title and the most six nations titles in history. The AB’s are the most dominant team in history with the highest win rate and 3 world cups. Lets not try to reinvent the wheel. Just be honest about the actual stats and what each team has been good at doing and that will be enough to define their level of success.
30 Go to commentsHow is 7’s played there? I’m surprised 10 or 11 man rugby hasn’t taken off. 7 just doesn’t fit the 15s dynamics (rules n field etc) but these other versions do.
9 Go to commentsPick Swinton at your peril A liability just like JWH from the Roosters Skelton ??? went missing at RWC
14 Go to commentsLike tennis, who have a ranking system, and I believe rugby too, just measure over each period preceding a world cup event who was the longest number one and that would be it. In tennis the number one player frequently is not the grand slam winner. I love and adore the All Blacks since the days of Ian Kirkpatrick when I was a kid in SA. And still do because they are the masters of running rugby and are gentleman on and off the field - in general. And in my opinion they have been the majority of the time the best rugby team in the world.
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