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We’ve hit Round 6 in the Gallagher Premiership and if you had said before the start of the season that this is what the table would look like you’re a damn liar. Sure, Exeter and Saracens sit pretty at the top with 6 straight wins, though Saracens’ perfect start was punctured slightly this weekend as they failed to secure a bonus point against Harlequins. At the other end, Newcastle’s improvement over the past few seasons seems to have faltered, with the Falcons surprisingly sitting rock bottom. Bristol Bears were previously clawing their way up the rungs, but with their first real thrashing coming at the hands of fellow pre-season relegation candidates Worcester Warriors this weekend, the West Country side aren’t looking quite as safe as previously thought. In the middle of the field, a bonus point win could see Bath or Worcester jump straight up into the Top 4, so it’s still very much anyone’s game right now.
But something that certainly isn’t anyone’s game is the RugbyPass Fantasy League. No, this is reserved only for the very elite, those players who have dazzled and thrilled our omniscient, omnipotent algorithm and sacrificed it all on the altar to pay tribute to The Almighty Scout. Lest we incur its vengeful wrath with more stalling, let us join together and bask in the glory of the Team of the Week:
Fantasy League Team of the Week: Round 6
1. Kyle Sinckler (Harlequins)
2. Max Crumpton (Harlequins)
3. Yann Thomas (Bristol)
4. Bryn Evans (Sale)
5. James Gaskell (Wasps)
6. Marco Mama (Worcester)
7. Don Armand (Exeter)
8. Zach Mercer (Bath)
9. Francois Hougaard (Worcester)
10. Danny Cipriani (Gloucester)
11. Bryce Heem (Worcester)
12. Ryan Mills (Worcester)
13. Janse van Rensburg (Sale)
14. Charlie Sharples (Gloucester)
15. Jonah Holmes (Leicester)
*Please note, player positions are determined by The Scout’s statistical analysis and thus may not be accurate
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After briefly dropping down to just two players last week, Worcester Warriors are back once again for the renegade master with 6 players in the Team of the Week, with four in the starting line up and Duncan Weir and Josh Adams on the bench, matching their feat from Round 4. Four Harlequins make the matchday 23, a good return considering how closely they ran the dominant Saracens this week. Perhaps surprisingly, Sale Sharks contribute the same number despite lurking just two points off the bottom of the table, swapping places with basement side Falcons after a victory at the AJ Bell Stadium on Saturday.
The half-backs are unchanged from last week with Francois Hougaard partnering Danny Cipriani as the playmakers of the side. Cipriani hasn’t quite done enough to unseat George Ford in the Team of the Tournament so far, but with the Leicester man not even making the 23 this week it seems perhaps the scales are tipping in favour of the mercurial Gloucester 10.
Speaking of the Team of the Tournament, both Ryan Mills and Charlie Sharples did their overall tournament ambitions no harm with some cracking performances over the weekend, retaining their spots in the starting XV for the league as a whole. There’s a new entrant at full back though, with Jonah Holmes displacing bigger names after a phenomenal showing for Leicester in their East Midlands derby victory over Northampton Saints. As for their opponents, not a single Saint makes the side this week, with the only other sides to rack up this unfortunate stat being the aforementioned strugglers Newcastle and, bizarrely, Saracens.
Player of the Week:
Ignore any accusations of incitement to violence from LL Cool J, Marco Mama is our Player of the Week with 24.2 points in Worcester’s demolition of Bristol including 1 try and a truly astonishing 28 tackles. There’s no word on whether he did the hump, did the hump-hump but if he’s in your Fantasy League Team you might want to Take Your Mama out for a drink to thank him for his performance this weekend.
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I’m guessing Carl Hayman would have preferred to have stayed in NZ with benefit of hindsight. Up north there is the expectation to play twice as many games with far less ‘player management’ protocols that Paul is now criticising. Less playing through concussions means longer, healthier, careers. Carter used as the eg here by Paul, his sabbatical allowed him to play until age 37. OK its not an exact science but there is far more expectations on players who sign for Top 14 or Engl Prem clubs to get value for the huge salaries. NZR get alot wrong but keeping their best players in NZ rugby is not one of them. SA clubs are virtually devoid of their top players now, no thanks. They cant threaten the big teams in the Champions Cup, the squads have little depth. Cant see Canes/Chiefs struggling. Super has been great this year, fantastic high skill matches. Drua a fantastic addition and Jaguares will add another quality team eventually. Aus teams performing strongly and no doubt will benefit with the incentive of a Lions tour and a home RWC. Let Jordie enjoy his time with Leinster, it will allow the opportunity for another player to emerge at Canes in his absence.
4 Go to commentsLove that man, his way to despise angry little men is so funny ! 😂
4 Go to comments“South African franchises would be powerhouses if we had all our overseas based players back in situ. We would have the same unbeatable aura the Toulouses, Leinsters or Saracens of this world have had over the last decade or so.” Proof that Jake white does not understand the economics of the game in SA. Players earning abroad are not going to simply come back and represent the bulls. But they might if they have a springbok contract.
22 Go to commentsA lot of fans just joined in for the fun of it! We all admire O'Gara and what he has done for La Rochelle
4 Go to commentsThe RFU will find a way to mess this up as usual. My bet is there will be no promotion into the the Premiership, only relegation into National League One. Hopefully they won’t parachute failed clubs into the league at the expense of clubs who have battled for promotion.
7 Go to commentsWell that’s the contracts for RG and Jordie bought and paid for. Now, what are the chances we can persuade Antoine to hop over with all the extra dosh we’ll have from living at the Aviva & Croke next season…??? 🤑🤑🤑
13 Go to commentsWow, that’s incredible. Great for rugby.
13 Go to commentsYou probably read that parling is going to coach the wallaby lineout but if not before now you have.
14 Go to commentsIf someone like Leo Cullen was in O’Gara’s place I don’t hear Boo-ing. It’s not just that La Rochelle has hurt Leinster and O’Gara is their Irish boss. It’s the needle that he brings and the pantomime activity before the game around pretending that Munster were supporting LaRochelle just because O’Gara is from Cork. That’s dividing Irish provinces just to get an advantage for his French Team. He can F*ck right off with that. BOOOOO! (but not while someone is lying injured)
4 Go to commentsDid the highlanders party too hard before the game? They were the pits.
1 Go to commentsWhat a player! Not long until he’s in the England side, surely?
2 Go to commentsHe seems to have the same aura as Marcus Smith - by which I mean he’s consistently judged as if he’s several years younger than he actually is. Mngomezulu has played 24 times for the Stormers. When Pollard was his age he had played 24 times for South Africa! He has more time to develop, but he has also had time to do some developing already, and he hasn’t demonstrated nearly as much talent in that time as one would expect. If he is a generational talent, then it must be a pretty poor generation.
6 Go to commentsThe greatest Springbok coach of all time is entirely on the money. Rassie and Jacques have given the south african public a great few years, but the success of the springbok selection policy will need to be judged in light of what comes next. The poor condition that the provincial system is currently in doesn’t bode well for the next few years of international rugby, and the insane 2026 schedule that the Boks have lined up could also really harm both provincial and international consistency.
22 Go to commentsJake White is a brilliant coach and a master in the press. This is another masterclass in media relations and PR but its also a very narrow view with arguments that dont always hold water. White wants his team to win, he wants the best players in SA and wants his team competitive. You however have to face up to the reality of a poor exchange rate and big clubs with big budgets. SA Rugby cant compete and unless it can find more money SA players will keep leaving regardless of Springbok eligibility and this happened in 2015 - 2017. Also rugby is not cricket. Cricket has 3 formats and T20 cricket is where the money is at. When it comes to club vs country the IPL is king but that wont happen because the international calendar does not clash with the club calendar in rugby. So the argument about rugby going down the same path as cricket is really a non-starter
22 Go to commentsNZ rugby seem not to have learnt anything from professional rugby. Super rugby was dying and SA left before they died with the competition. SA rugby did a u turn on their approach to international players playing overseas and such players are now selected for Bok teams. As much as each country would love to retain their players playing in local competitions, this is the way the world is evolving my friends. Move with it or stay 20 years behind the times. One more thing. NZ rugby hierarchy think they are the big cheese. Take a more humble approach guys. You do not seem to have your players best interests at heart.
4 Go to commentsBeaches? In Cardiff? Where?
1 Go to commentsHe is right , the Crusaders will be a threat. Scott Barrett, ( particularly), Fergus Burke , Codie Taylor, ( from sabbatical) etc due back soon for the Crusaders. There are others like Zach Gallagher too. People can right the Crusaders off, Top 8 , here we come !!
1 Go to commentsWe will always struggle for money to match the other sides but the least the WRU can do is invest properly in Welsh rugby. Too much has been squandered on vanity projects like the hotel and roof walk amongst others which will never see a massive return. Hanging the 4 pro sides out to dry over the last decade is now coming back to bite the WRU financially as well as on the pitch. You reap what you sow.
1 Go to commentsWhat do you get if you cross a doctor with a fish? A plastic sturgeon
14 Go to commentsWhat happened to feleti Kaitu’u? Hasnt played in a while right?
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