Why The Hurricanes Never Should Have Got Their Hands On The 2016 Super Rugby Trophy
Ladies and gentlemen, the Hurricanes are your 2016 Super Rugby Champions. Jamie Wall explains why that should come as a surprise.
It was fitting that the Hurricanes finally repaid their fans for years of anguish on the most Wellington night imaginable, in the wind and the rain and the freezing cold at Westpac Stadium. But the fact the conditions matched the name of the team is about the only thing that does fit about the Canes of 2016.
A team whose tagline for so many years was ‘expect the unexpected’ managed to do just that, pulling off their most unexpected season yet. Here’s why the Hurricanes shouldn’t have got anywhere near the Super Rugby title in 2016.
Who was in the midfield? Conrad Smith and Ma’a Nonu played a combined 252 games for the franchise and really should have won a title in that time, given that, you know, they were two of the greatest All Blacks ever. Their joint departure last season opened up a revolving door of Matt Proctor, Willis Halaholo, Pita Ahki, Vince Aso and Ngani Laumape (a league convert who hadn’t played rugby since college). This perceived weakness ended up being the cornerstone of their outstanding defensive effort in the playoffs.
The most potent attacking threats barely fired a shot. You’d have thought to have any kind of tilt at the title the Hurricanes would have needed a massive season from Savea, but by the end he was coming off the bench for Jason Woodward once each finals game was securely in the bag. Meanwhile Nehe Milner-Skudder’s season lasted all of one-and-a-half games.
They got absolutely destroyed in their first game. Cast your mind back to February 26th, when the new-look Hurricanes opened their season in Canberra with a record loss to the Brumbies. Their woeful performance drew the ire of noted motormouth Phil Kearns, who labelled them fat and unfit. It was hard to argue with him.
The New Zealand Conference. We’ve talked about the conference system and how it’s not supposed to be fair, so it was quite an achievement for the Canes to simply make the playoffs at all. Their dominant last round win over the Crusaders saw them skyrocket up the table and laid the foundations for their playoffs run.
The final really should have been in Johannesburg. Oh, Johan Ackermann. In what surely ranks retrospectively as the worst decision in the history of Super Rugby, the Lions coach dudded his team and fans by sending an understrength side to get beaten by Los Jaguares in Buenos Aires. The loss cost them top spot on the ladder and meant that instead of playing in front of 60,000 home fans on Ellis Park, they had to travel 12,000km to the windswept chamber of horror that is Westpac Stadium.
They had a bad kit. All the jerseys went a bit busy this year, but the Canes designers seemed to take their inspiration from a pair of painters’ overalls. However, they’re now immortalised as the most successful garb in team history, so they’ll be on for a comeback if Super Rugby ever does a retro round.
However, as soon as a shivering Dane Coles got his hands on the Super Rugby trophy, all of the above became a moot point. There’ll be no more jibes from the rest of New Zealand rugby fans about the sparseness of the Hurricanes’ trophy cabinet – you can’t argue with the first team to not concede a try in the entire playoffs.
They carried that determination through to the final, which could’ve easily ended up with a scoreline in single digits had it not been for two grubby tries off Lions mistakes. Given the fact that the Canes entire history has been typified by exciting, attacking rugby, this might be the greatest irony of all.
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Sly dig there at Ireland’s propensity to back a non-Irish coach. Must really want it. I’m not sure I like ROG very much. Comes off as unpleasant. But he’d gain my respect if he took a number 7 ranked team and turned them into WC winners. Not even back-to-back. Argentina? Scotland? Or how about Wales? France would be too easy, no?
1 Go to commentsA bit of sensationalism, but surprised by the comments about SBW. I’ve always thought of him as a pretty authentic person. There is nothing worse than working with a colleague you’ve seen straight through.
9 Go to comments100% agree with your comment about Touch. I’ve been playing it competitively since Covid. It’s on a Wednesday night after work. It means the weekend is free for time with my family.
1 Go to commentsRodda back is massively important for the Wallabies. Kaitu at hooker important too coz he was very good a few years ago.
1 Go to commentsThe pink cabous might be eligible this year and the Boks don’t need him
7 Go to commentsNasser and kaitu are options for hooker. Especially Nasser. You forgot Rodda who touch wood will be fit at test time and if fit he’s number one. Great partner for the great Skelton and Oz best lineout caller. Third best lock is LSL whom I’d be inclined to sub on for Skelton around 60 minutes. Probably start valetini at 8 because I like a big body back there. Cale should play 6 at the brumbies. For Wallabies definitely cale in the squad but as an apprentice. Dunno who starts at 6 seru wright Swinton hanigan with Will Harris and Harry Wilson not far away. Seru and Swinton my front runners but Swinton is going. Still if we don’t cap seru then Fiji must coz they need his lineout skills and easily compensate for his lack of weight
7 Go to commentsYeah but who was it?
9 Go to commentsThink you might have written this just before the Brumbies got thrashed last weekend
7 Go to commentsI really do believe that Billy Proctor should be selected at least in the larger squad but also it would be my choice at 13, much more a center than Ioane who can still play at wing. Roigard if fit should play, otherwise it should be Perenara or Christie. Also, Iose could deserve a spot at blindside. Of course, being a Canes supporter I’m biased but I really believe that at least Billy P is deserving a chance and being Holland one of the Selectors, I’m having a little hope he could grab it.
13 Go to commentsI would not play Swinton I’d pick Wright or Hanigan. The rest are decent starters, but can’t agree on any subs except Tupou. My take on the subs: Gibbon, Ueslese, Tupou, LSL, Wilson, White, Will Harrison, and Petaia.
7 Go to commentsSBW the biggest moron to pull on a black jersey a park footy player at best
9 Go to commentsSBW is fast becoming a laughing stock, his misplaced comments & lack of insight Is actually pretty sad.
9 Go to commentsJust well you guys are couch 🛋 potatoes selector's, picking a team of greenhorns to play England! “What are you people smoking?” The halfbacks will be Christie, Fakatava, Perenara Props; Newell, Bower, Lomax, Tunga'fasi, Hookers; Asosa Amua when fit, Taylor, Samisoni,
13 Go to commentsQuite frankly, all this is a bit pathetic. The first time Wales get the Wooden Spoon in 21 years and everyone is on the bandwagon for a ‘play-off’ game. Wales have no obligation to Georgia and no obligation to the rest of the Six Nations to play such a game. If they want Georgia in so badly then they need to include South Africa into a Northern Hemisphere competition with 2 leagues of 4 teams with the top 2 competing for the Championship. Sadly, this will end Triple Crowns and Grand Slams forever. Is this really what you want?
4 Go to commentsI think Finau to start Blackadder to come on. Poss Prokter instead of Ioane, haven't seen much from Reiko so far this year.
13 Go to commentsJoe will have had a good chat with Dave Rennie, a smart move to begin with while it’s doubtful Fast Eddie will be consulted? Plenty of Aus players hitting top form so they should go OK.
7 Go to commentsMmm. Not sure I like this article or see it as necessary.
9 Go to commentsBlackadder but no Finau! 😀 It’s Razor so you are probably right, plus Taylor at 2…
13 Go to commentsThe strongest possible AB side would actually include Aaron Smith, Bodie Retallick, Sam Whitelock, Leicester Fainga'anuku, Shannon Frizzel.. don’t get me started on the rest of the injury hit brigade that got flung on the heap so left. Many a whole not getting filled as of yet.
13 Go to commentsI don’t think anyone knows what Schmidt will do, one thing is certain it ain’t gonna be all the picks we on the keyboard will think. My impression of him is that he will be looking at who can step up and what is the best combination. He will ignore individuals as he looks for guys who can build a powerful team and not just guys who can make a flashy run or ignore the winger as they want to score themselves.
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