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The Austin MLR team have rebranded and fans can't get over the absurd new name
Throughout the history of professional sports there have been a host of unusual, surprising and downright absurd names.
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The Austin Major League Rugby team – known as the Elite from 2017 to 2018 and then as the Herd last year – may have now taken the cake for the strangest name ever conceived.
As announced earlier today, last year’s cellar-dwelling MLR side will henceforth be known as the Austin Gilgronis.
Most people won’t recognise the nickname, primarily because it’s a word that doesn’t actually exist as yet.
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According to the MLR website, the Gilgronis are named after a “new Texas-sized cocktail, to be released soon”.
Fans have understandably taken to Twitter to divulge their opinions on the new moniker – and the consensus seems to be swaying towards the negative at present.
Here’s what’s been said:
This has to be a joke…
— Shades (@DoctorShades24) January 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/JakeHFrechette/status/1222662826919153664
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https://twitter.com/joeydogood/status/1222656907405594626
We’re naming teams after cocktails now? When will the Long Island Ice Teas join the league? ?
— Shane Raynor (@ShaneRaynor) January 29, 2020
Thought this was a parody at first Austin Elite to Austin Herd to Austin Gilgronis – could be worse, the Australian company that trademarked Gilgroni also owns Gilrita, Gilpolitan, Gilitini, Giltini, Gilacolada, Gilgarita, Giljito and Loyaltini https://t.co/M1FGWPSFu7
— BC Rugby News (@BCRugbyNews) January 29, 2020
Austin Gilgroni sounds like an 80s Porn Star
— Deano Mac (@DeantheDream84) January 29, 2020
OK I can see a total rebrand of all the #MLR2020 teams:
Austin Gilgronis
Colorado Campari
Houston Highballs
Seattle Slings
Utah Utopia
New England Samuel Adams
New Orleans Daiquiris
Old Ale DC
Negronis New York
Atlanta Moonshine
Toronto Toppers— Paul from New Zealand Sport Radio (@DrivingMaul) January 29, 2020
American sports teams, in particular, have a history of running with somewhat peculiar nicknames. The Gilgronis will now join the long list of somewhat ill-thought names such as the Cleveland Browns, Green Bay Packers, San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia 76ers and San Antonio Spurs.
Terrible name aside, the Gilrgonis also announced a number of excellent initiatives to help grow rugby in Austin, including:
- Paying for every youth players’ annual fees;
- Capping ticket sales at $5 per person for families;
- Sponsoring the U16, U18, and U20 teams to travel nationally as they strive to win their respective national championships;
- Providing all uniforms, boots, and training kits to youth at a wholesale price to make the sport more affordable. No jersey will cost more than $25.
Loyals LLC, who have taken over the franchise, have brought in former All Blacks skills coach Mick Byrneas as the teams’ head of rugby and will be aiming to improve the Gilgronis’ standing in the league.
The full press release can be read here.
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Dagg is still trying to get enough headlines to make himself relevant enough to get a job. The Crusaders went back to square one at all levels. Shelve this season and nail the next one.
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3 Go to commentsBoth nations missed a great opportunity to book a game that would have had a lot of interest from around the world. I understand these games can’t be organised in 5 minutes but they should have found a way to make it happen. I don’t think Wales are ducking anyone but it’s a bad look haha.
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1 Go to commentsFollowing his dream and putting in the work. Go well young fella!
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37 Go to commentsIf rugby wants to remain interesting in the AI era then it will need to work on changing the rules. AI will reduce the tactical advantage of smart game plans, will neutralize primary attacking weapons, and will move rugby from a being a game of inches to a game of millimetres. It will be about sheer athleticism and technique,about avoiding mistakes, and about referees. Many fans will find that boring. The answer is to add creative degrees of freedom to the game. The 50-22 is an example. But we can have fun inventing others, like the right to add more players for X minutes per game, or the equivalent of the 2-point conversion in American football, the ability to call a 12-player scrum, etc. Not saying these are great ideas, but making the point that the more of these alternatives you allow, the less AI will be able to lock down high-probability strategies. This is not because AI does not have the compute power, but because it has more choices and has less data, or less-specific data. That will take time and debate, but big, positive and immediate impact could be in the area of ref/TMO assistance. The technology is easily good enough today to detect forward passes, not-straight lineouts, offside at breakdown/scrum/lineout, obstruction, early/late tackles, and a lot of other things. WR should be ultra aggressive in doing this, as it will really help in an area in which the game is really struggling. In the long run there needs to be substantial creativity applied to the rules. Without that AI (along with all of the pro innovations) will turn rugby into a bash fest.
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