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The former All Blacks centre has challenged his old teammate to a bataille en français ahead of their Top 14 clash this weekend. James Harrington reports.
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Never mind the Autumn Internationals; forget the Irish win over the All Blacks and the Barbarians draw with the Springboks.
The most important battle in rugby right now is one of linguistic wits between former All Blacks teammates-turned-French club opponents Conrad Smith and Dan Carter.
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Next weekend the Top 14 schedule sees Carter’s Racing 92 head south to face Smith’s Pau in the shadow of the Pyrenees, and the latter has issued his former international colleague a French challenge.
Last week, Pau (pronounced Poe, like the author; not Pow, like the 60s Batman punch) posted this video:
In it, Smith makes a pretty decent stab at the classic French tongue-twister: Un chasseur sachant chasser sait chasser sans son chien de chasse (go on, try it). For the record, it translates as: A hunter who knows how to hunt knows how to hunt without his hunting dog.
So far, Carter has not responded – at least not in any way that has been caught on film. He has admitted in a recent interview that, despite taking twice-weekly lessons, his French is not as good as it perhaps could be because so many of his team-mates speak English.
He also revealed that it was sometimes a bit embarrassing speaking French, as no one could actually make out what he was trying to say:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAmcZHeMgLw
French lessons are par for the course for overseas players in French club rugby. Clubs set them up, and many rugbymen (as they’re known over here) take on extra tuition to get to grips with the fiendish intricacies of the language of Molière.
Some apparently get a decent handle on the language. Former England and Toulon fly-half Jonny Wilkinson, for example, was always collared by French pitchside reporters for post-match interviews, and even now commonly features in adverts on French TV for a well-known banking and financial services company.
But, in the heat of the moment – say, for example, at halftime during a tight Top 14 play-off semifinal – even Wilkinson’s usually solid French deserted him.
It remains to be seen whether Carter will pick up the gauntlet thrown down by Smith, or if he prefers to do his talking on the pitch.
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UPDATE: Dan Carter has responded to Conrad Smith’s challenge.
https://vimeo.com/190742827
In a video posted to the Racing 92 Vimeo account he apologises (in English) for his non-attendance at the weekend’s game against Pau, before successfully reciting a different French tongue twister:
Les chaussettes de l’archiduchesse sont-elles sèches? Archi-sèches!
Translation: Are the socks of the archduchess dry? They are extra dry.
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Wasnt late. Ref 2 assistants andTMO all saw it so who are you to say it was?
3 Go to commentsAre the Brumbies playing the Blues twice in a row?
3 Go to commentsBig difference from the Saders. Forwards really muscled up and laid a solid platform. Scooter brought some steel and I liked the loosie combination. Newell has been rather disappointing this season but stepped up big time - happy also to see Franks dot down. He should do that more often! Reihana had a good game and there seems to be more flair and invention with him in the saddle. McNicoll plays well from the back and is reliable plus inventive when he joins the line. Keep it up chaps!
3 Go to comments🤦♂️🤣 who cares who’s the best . All I know is the All Blacks have the star coach but have few star players now …
30 Go to commentsJe suis sûr que Farrell est impatient de jouer avec Lopez et Machenaud et d’être entraîné par Collazo… 🤭
1 Go to commentsAn on field red (aka a full red) in SRP must surely carry a bigger suspension than a red card given by the bunker as that carries a 20 minute team punishment. Had Damon Murphy abdicated his responsibility as a ref and issued both Drua players a yellow, which would have been upgraded to a 20 minute red by the bunker, that would have killed Australia and New Zealand’s push for the 20 minute red to be trialled globally from July this year.
11 Go to commentsEver so often you all post a Danny Care story that isn’t the announcement that he has finally re-signed for one more, victory tour season at Quins and I’m just like, “well you fooled me again!” My absolute favorite player ever, we need to make his final year at the Stoop (and Twickers) official already. I know he supposedly snubbed France but I won’t feel better until he signs.
1 Go to commentslate hit what late hit it wasn’t at all late and can clearly see he was committed before the tackle
3 Go to commentsChristian Lio -Willies 2 try perfomance was a standout. As was captain Scott Barrett. Up front was where the boys won it.They are a great team and players. Fantastic Crusaders , you can keep going.
3 Go to commentsI don't know how the locals feel about that? I guess if you call yourselves the Worcester Wasps that might be appease. But really we need more teams in the Premiership in my view so they are not padding it out as they are at the moment. It might curtail so many players going abroad as well
5 Go to commentsNZ 😭😭😭is certainly rivaling England for best whingers cup!😭😭😭 !!!
30 Go to commentsYup. New Zealand won 3 out of 10 world cups played. SA 4 out of 8 attempts 30 Vs 50 per cent.🤔🤔
30 Go to commentsShould've done this years ago. Change Saturday kick off times to around 11am. Up and off and back home before 3pm, limit travel time too. Allows players to actually do something else with their Saturday that's family oriented or being rugby fans they could ‘watch’ pro rugby. Increases crowds etc. How can anyone that enjoys grassroots and pro rugby have to choose between the two on Saturdays?
9 Go to commentsI bet he inspired those supporters just as much.
1 Go to commentsBen Smith Springboks living rent free in his head 😊😂
67 Go to commentsGood to hear he would like to play the game at the highest level, I hadn’t been to sure how much of a motivator that was before now. Sadly he’s probably chosen the rugby club to go to. Try not to worry about all the input about how you should play rugby Joey and just try to emulate what you do on the league field and have fun. You’ll limit your game too much (well not really because he’s a standard athlete like SBW and he’ll still have enough) if you’re trying to make sure you can recycle the ball back etc. On the other hard, you can totally just try and recycle by looking to offload any and everywhere if you’re going to ground 😋
1 Go to commentsThis just proves that theres always a stat and a metric to use to justify your abilities and your success. Ben did it last week by creating an imaginary competition and now you did the same to counter his argument and espouse a new yardstick for success. Why not just use the current one and lets say the Boks have won 4 world cups making them the most successful world cup team. Outside of the world cup the All Blacks are the most successful team winning countless rugby championships and dominating the rankings with high win percentages. Over the last 4 years statistically the Irish are the best having the highest win rate and also having positive records against every tier 1 side. The most successful Northern team in the game has been England with a world cup title and the most six nations titles in history. The AB’s are the most dominant team in history with the highest win rate and 3 world cups. Lets not try to reinvent the wheel. Just be honest about the actual stats and what each team has been good at doing and that will be enough to define their level of success.
30 Go to commentsHow is 7’s played there? I’m surprised 10 or 11 man rugby hasn’t taken off. 7 just doesn’t fit the 15s dynamics (rules n field etc) but these other versions do.
9 Go to commentsPick Swinton at your peril A liability just like JWH from the Roosters Skelton ??? went missing at RWC
14 Go to commentsLike tennis, who have a ranking system, and I believe rugby too, just measure over each period preceding a world cup event who was the longest number one and that would be it. In tennis the number one player frequently is not the grand slam winner. I love and adore the All Blacks since the days of Ian Kirkpatrick when I was a kid in SA. And still do because they are the masters of running rugby and are gentleman on and off the field - in general. And in my opinion they have been the majority of the time the best rugby team in the world.
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