When you start talking scrums, it is becoming increasingly natural for even proper Europeans and Antipodeans to speak with a rougher edge, with voices hardened by an unforgiving sun baking on the high veld. Like ‘Oom Polla’ Roos back in 1937, at unwitting moments you may even catch yourself substituting ‘k’s for c’s and calling for more skrums.
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Such is the hypnotic dominance exerted by the modern Springboks ‘bomb squad’ at the set-piece. It is forcing other top-tier nations to re-evaluate their priorities ahead of a World Cup in Australia only 12 months distant. The Wallabies almost lost a game at the weekend from an impregnable position on the scoreboard, due to a collapse at hooker and loose-head prop off the bench in opposition to the top Springbok crew of Ox Nche, Malcolm Marx and Wilco Louw.
The recent Greatest Rivalry series in the Republic threw the New Zealand pecking order at both tight-head prop and hooker into a rare state of disorder, nay chaos, for the All Blacks’ selectors. Men who left New Zealand as unquestioned first choices have returned home wondering if they will ever represent their country again.
It was the same for Ireland after the scrumming version of the Judas Cradle chair they endured on that notorious evening in Dublin last November. The men in green conceded five penalties, two other penalty advantages and one penalty try in rugby’s equivalent of nuclear devastation at the set-piece at the Aviva Stadium. The expertise of no fewer than six front-rowers who represented the cream of the British and Irish game, on a Lions tour of Australia in mid-2025 only a few months before, was cruelly derided on social media in the aftermath.

Of the three tight-heads in that Lions group, Tadhg Furlong will be 34 and Finlay Bealham 35 by the end of the World Cup in 2027, while Thomas Clarkson has yet to convince everyone that he deserves to be the undisputed starter at his province Leinster.
There have been some well-publicised reservations about Andrew Porter’s technique on the other side of the front-row too. As ex-England prop Alex Corbisiero commented on ‘X’, ‘Porter has a history/perception of scrummaging on the [inward] angle/poor shape, All Blacks would’ve raised it to refs and then used tactics to go after it.’
All this has convinced the Leinster inner circle that it is worth shifting Porter back across to the other side of the front row for the third time in his professional career. As Leinster director of rugby Leo Cullen explained before the opening round of the URC 2026-27 season:
Do we see him playing there for the rest of the season? No, not necessarily. But [it’s] just something we were keen to have a look at.
“Tadhg and Thomas are our two senior tight-heads, [but] ‘Ports’ has played there in the past. He came into the [Leinster[ academy as a loose-head. I remember the conversations we had as he turned to tight-head. I’m thinking it would take a little longer than it did.
“He took to it very, very easily. Ports is a pretty phenomenal individual. [Then] he moved back to playing loosehead, and he did that incredibly well [too]
“And it’s just something we wanted to have a look at. We’ve prepped it over the last few weeks, and you just want to put it to practice quickly. Do we see him playing there for the rest of the season? No, not necessarily. But [it’s] just something we were keen to have a look at.”
Of the two nations who have suffered most at the hands of the Springboks scrum in recent times, Ireland will get first crack at balancing the ledger, in the sixth round of the Nations Championship on 21 November. In order to achieve that aim, they will need to get inside the Boks’ mindset at scrum-time in their preparation for the game, and they may need to pick Porter at tight-head to do it for them out on the field.

Nothing epitomizes the attention South Africa has always paid to the scrum better than the following story about the hooker for the fabled 1937 tourists of New Zealand, the 92-kilo monster from Krugersdorp, Jan Lotz. A young Danie Craven fondly recalled the nuances of every detail at scrum set-up:
“Jan Lotz would often say as the scrum formed: ‘Wag, Danie – wag, wag, wag.’ [‘Wait, Danie – wait, wait, wait’].
“’Kom Ferdie, jy druk nie. Philip ek wil meer van jou hê. Fanie, kom nader na my toe,’ [‘Come on Ferdie [second row Ferdie Bergh], you aren’t shoving hard enough. Phillip [Nel, Ferdie’s partner], I want more from you. Fanie [Louw, one of the twin brothers at prop], get in a bit closer’].
“When everything was just so, he would say: ‘Nou’s ons reg.’ [‘Okay, now we’re ready.’]”
For the All Blacks on the receiving end, the experience of scrumming against those Boks was akin to being threshed by a combine harvester. Lotz’s opposite number Artie Lambourn described that Springboks pack as an outlier, and totally different to any other forward pack the All Blacks of that era had played against. “Its whole game was centred around the scrum, and the forwards were a scrumming machine. They were all big men, very strong, and they were tight as a drum.” What has changed in the space of 90 short years? Those words would be just as appropriate as a description of the Springboks scrum now as it was back then.
A big scrum at a key moment is, hands down, definitely more satisfying than scoring a try. It’s just one of those feelings you can’t replace with anything else.
You need a special man at tight-head prop to volunteer for combat against that mentality, and Porter has it. When asked by The Irish Times a few years ago when he could last remember going 15 weeks without a scrum, he paused before delivering the punch-line, ‘before I ever played rugby’. Boom-boom. He made no bones about his game-day priorities at the end of the same interview:
“A good day in the scrums is the starting point for all props. Sure, we have to make our tackles and carries, and hit our rucks. I’ve scored a few tries, but I think the average distance is about half a metre. My face scrapes along the ground every time.
“A big scrum at a key moment is, hands down, definitely more satisfying than scoring a try. It’s just one of those feelings you can’t replace with anything else.”
On the opening weekend of the URC 2026-27, Porter had the opportunity to redress some of the indignities Ireland had experienced last November, and indirectly, correct the impression of scrum dominance the Lions had created when scoring a pushover try versus the touring All Blacks:
— William Bishop (@RPvids1994) August 26, 2026
The Lions’ loose-head prop who finished the game against Leinster was the same man who had embarrassed Pasilio Tosi by shunting the pride of New Zealand back over its own goal-line. Whatever the rights or wrongs of that scrum, whether you think it was ‘walking around’ in the gospel according to Dave Rennie, or ‘scrumming through’ in the Erasmus scriptures, the All Blacks in general, and their tight-head prop Tosi in particular, had failed to find a solution to Lions No.1 SJ Kotze in real time.
The most encouraging by-line of all from the Irish viewpoint was the facility with which Porter sorted the technical issues created by Kotze in the course of the second half. With ‘Ports’ on the pitch, Leinster won the scrum penalty count up until the 66th minute of the game by three penalties to nil.
Porter already had a hint that the referee was to not going to help too much when Kotze walked around the Leinster tight-head, dragging the scrum with him shortly after entering the fray:
— William Bishop (@RPvids1994) September 27, 2026
Instead of scrumming into the Irishman, Kotze immediately announces his intention of staying outside Porter, and well away from a true mano-a-mano contest. Whenever you see the loose-head’s head appearing down the side of the scrum like that, it is the tell-tale sign of a slewing scrum and a very pale imitation of true dominance. On this occasion the Lions played through the penalty award with a sharp backs’ move down the left sideline.
Porter’s solution was simple and elegant. As he said in that Irish Times article: “you have to be smart. There’s method to the madness as well, rather than just brute force.” He took a short step inside to accentuate Kotze’s angle even more, so that either the angle became impossible for the referee to ignore, or the ex-Springboks Under 20s prop fell flat on his face because he was already off-balance:
— William Bishop (@RPvids1994) September 27, 2026
— William Bishop (@RPvids1994) September 27, 2026
— William Bishop (@RPvids1994) September 27, 2026
Like ‘Boy’ and Fanie Louw before him, Kotze attended the famous Paarl Boys High School in the Western Cape. He may never pass into Springboks legend like the pair of brothers, but he was a more-than-useful stepping stone on the road to Porter’s conversion back to tight-head prop at the weekend. Kotze had given Tosi more problems than he could handle with the All Blacks, but Porter solved them all resolutely and convincingly for his province.
The national team needs ‘Ports’ far more in the number three jersey than it needs him at number one, where Andy Farrell can already call upon the services of repurposed Ulsterman Tom O’Toole, and three very promising loose-heads in the shape of young Leinstermen Paddy McCarthy and Jack Boyle, and potentially the best of them all, 20-year old Billy Bohan, currently plying his trade with Connacht in Galway Bay.
Irish scrummaging has a chance to regain its pride on 21 November. The skrum in green is overdue to rebound from recent miseries, and the UCD alumnus deserves to be at the heart of the effort, the comeback king.
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Hell yeah, you’ve got me totally figured out…🤣🤣🤣
Oh not just Ireland. All of us
Often if I'm in a tight spot, I think - what would Ed do?
Then I do the opposite. It always works
Aww, so sweet - don’t you just love the attention?🥰
Don’t hide your light under a bushel little Ed. It’s your time to shine!
You don’t need to be afraid anymore.
Quack 🦆😉🤣
Lmao that you see my views as inspirational for Ireland old ‘B’ ean…
Finlay Bealham had a good day against the Stormers as well who were rock solid at scrum time last year. Shifting from side to side in the scrum is horrible. I did that regularly in school and If I could go back would refuse to do it again. Its like a whole other world moving from Loosehead to tighthead as well. Where your head goes, the impact, the strain on the neck and back, your interaction with the hooker, your bind basically everything changes and its not comfortable so huge respect to a player who can do that at pro level. Porter is a fantastic scrummager and definitely keen to see how this can help Ireland going forward
So what, it’s been quite a while since England have been at the top and who knows when they get there again.
But that really wasn’t the point of this discussion now was it…
Nothing on Leinster’s loss, Munsters loss, Connacht’s loss or Ulster’s loss at the weekend then? 🤐🤣
Weren’t England supposed to be a ‘big gun’ when Ireland put 40 points on them at Twickers? Didn’t Ireland come within one kick of becoming 6N champs again? And what was your prediction before the event? Oh, wait….
We talk rugby here, Ed. Or rugggbbbie if you prefer
More than welcome to join me over on talk sport though. I'll get you in. Just say. I could use a useful idiot. I'm getting pelters from all directions over there. Jealous people
They can be real nasty! I love it
Deluded as ever…
Yeah CM looks like he knows his ruggers so not a great fit at all I guess. Another one about to get roger randled…
‘When’ - that's far too certain with your del boy history of sports tips and betting…
We'll get the league/cartel and YOUR government in the high court and see who's laughing about league north
I think Munster could lose their coach before Leo’s procession over in D4 is finished. He's not a good fit
Ed has quit the internet
Tell us, Ed? Whereabouts. England is a lovely place. Mainly
God it’s not Preston is it?
You must be almost entirely alone in taking that garbage in like soup! Will you still support them when they’re pinned to the doc marten’s league north for ten years?
Guess we’ll see how they develop but it was a very different attack style for Munster and if that’s the progress JP has made already then they could surprise a few people soon enough…
I make my own breakfast now I'm a free man. I don't need to…do things to get me some fruit n fibre
Other cereal brands exist, that's not an endorsement
I got a lovely email from him on Friday evening. Not just me, the global fan base. Even the plastic ones. Never felt more convinced of their innocence. Lovely stuff
I don't think Munster looked decent. Ireland potentially has a natural successor to Conor Murray but that was the only bright spark
Waaaay to busy to join that queue Ed.
But don’t worry you won’t be short of applicants [even on this thread]🤣🥳
Not convinced it was a compromise for you…
That sounds about as convincing as khaldoon’s latest gaslighting attempt…
I thought Munster actually looked decent, certainly in attack at least.
I'm not in prison anymore. I don't have to compromise my choices that way
Not necessarily as it's not unique to rugby. It's for all professional athletes
There's the results and then the performances. Three mainly decent performances for me. Munster look a wee bit lost though
Sure, that explains the special tax rebate scheme I guess…
Any view on ALL FOUR Irish provinces losing at the urc opening weekend, three of them at home too!!!!
Jeez I actually started to believe you gotten over that obsession!
Beginning to understand how stalking victims feel…
In this day, even the plucky underdog needs the backing of a sovereign wealth fund
We’ll be grand. Just a wee misunderstanding. Sure we already broke up the red cartel
Tell us Ed. Who do you support and where do you come from?
…..Bated breath….. 😮
🤣good one
Saw the headlines coming out of Manchester and I knew straight away you’d be back any day!!!
Predictable as the guilty verdict…😉🤣
Sticking feathers up your bum don't make you a chicken…
Just because you're in love with the Saffa’s doesn't mean you are one!
Your crazy overreaction to the twickers ‘statement win’ was too revealing. And funny
PS - hope Millwall stay up this season
If you say so old bean, if you say so…
It’s as good as it needs to be. They say you're judged on the strength of your enemies
Really, is that the best you’ve got…💩😉🤣
I reckon you eat yours. Explains plenty that comes out of your mouth
What can I say, some people are across their s hit, others not so much…
Obsessed. He even knows the date for the Nov game! I’m a season ticket holder and wasn’t even sure of the date
Three years ago they were a different team in a different place. More recently they’ve performed superbly in their role as whipping boys vs the big guns!
And it ain’t gonna stop anytime soon…🤑
Ps any thoughts on seeing ALL four Irish provinces lose on the opening weekend, and three of them at home too?
And there was me thinking you backed them as overwhelming favourites v England three years ago at Twickers, and backed England as overwhelming favourites against them last 6N at the same venue …. It does appear to the outsider that they are your ‘bogey team’😉
I can actually remember when I first saw Ports playing for Leinster at tight head. He’s changed his shape remarkably, improved his upper body strength and his legs are much leaner, which is why he improved his around the park performance.
I think Ports & Furlong (off the bench) would be the best options IRE in the short term. Like you, I am not convinced by Clarkson and they need more stability at 3 over the 80 mins that we have seen in recent years.
The SB game clearly targeted the scrum and IRE were fortunate to get away with what they did that day. With the move to more powerful hookers becoming more widespread, it’s only going to increase the pressure on this role and whilst Porter will not be your archetypal 140KG THP, he will still give you a lot of mobility around the park, which fits the IRE game plan.
I just don’t see any other option between now and RWC 2027 to change the perception of that Irish scrum.
Aprt from Sam Illo there are no real young standouts, Niall Smyth gets big raps but I haven’t seen the $$$$ yet!
Yep, that’s their best option or more accurately, their only option but what happens if ‘Nightmare on Elm St part 2’ plays out in November?
Any repeat and their psyche will be left shattered in a million little pieces…
See how he handles Ox Nche in November, that will be the test for him. Comes across as a real hard worker and good lad …
It’s baby steps right now Henry… He’s just back from injury and starting in a new spot. Ox would be too much right now. But he’ll get there with more time and exposure.