The Upside-Down World of Rugby Sevens
There’s a bizarro rugby world where the USA frequently beats New Zealand, England wear brightly-coloured jerseys and South Africa are still good. Jamie Wall takes us down the rabbit hole of World Rugby Sevens.
The last couple of years have been rougher than a Richard Loe eye examination for South African rugby fans. The Springboks have dropped tests to Japan and Italy, as well as being also-rans in The Rugby Championship where they were flat-out flogged by the All Blacks, while most of the talk around the African Super Rugby teams is about why they shouldn’t be in the competition at all and how unfair it is that they automatically get a playoff spot.
But there’s a quick fix that suddenly gives the green jersey the prestige it earned over the past century and a bit – just take away eight players.
The World Rugby Sevens series is currently chugging away in the background of the current Northern Hemisphere club season and Six Nations build-up. The Blitz Bokke have claimed one tournament title (Dubai) and boast two of Sevens rugby’s most exciting players in Werner Kok and Seabelo Senatla.
Here’s the best part for South African fans: the last time they played the All Blacks, they beat them. In fact, the All Blacks Sevens have been so mediocre there’s been calls for them to be stripped of that hallowed name.
They haven’t even looked like regaining the championship they’ve otherwise dominated since its inception. A trip to the Olympics turned into a national disgrace, however it shouldn’t have come as a shock to anyone who followed Sevens closely last year. In that season the All Black Sevens team managed to lose a hattrick of games to the United States.
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All sorts of rugby norms are flipped on their head in Sevens. England routinely ditch their traditional blank slate jerseys for designs that were probably conceived after a heavy dosage of magic mushrooms. The creativity of their jerseys is matched by the effectiveness of their on-field performances, which really put the tired old notion of English stodginess to the sword.
Even the refereeing is strikingly different. The top whistleblower on the circuit, Rasta Rasivehenge, regularly controls finals not involving his native South Africa – making him the highest profile non-white referee in the game.
Of course, the abbreviated version of the game is still most well-known for the prowess of Fiji. The island nation has never achieved much in the full version of the game, despite producing many talented players, but in Sevens they’re the team everyone loves to watch. There’s sure to be a movie version of their triumphant Olympic campaign at some stage – it ticked all the boxes of an uplifting Disney production, right down to the fish-out-of-water coach.
While most things seem upside-down in Sevens, one thing is definitely on the level with what is happening in the 15-a-side game. The recent tackle law changes that have caused confusion and angst in the Northern Hemisphere club scene are definitely going to impact the Sevens Series when it starts up again, if the recent NZ Provincial Sevens were anything to go by. Basically every match involved at least a yellow card, with several seeing teams reduced to five players at one stage.
This weekend sees the circuit hit Wellington, which in itself has a strange storyline as a venue. So far the players have enjoyed running around in front of bumper crowds at Dubai and Cape Town, and sold out venues await in Sydney and the granddaddy of them all, Hong Kong. But fans have deserted the New Zealand leg of the circuit in recent years – mostly because of the organisers’ attempts to focus on rugby rather than the traditional getting drunk and having a good time. Ironic given the typical fan experience at an All Black home test.
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It’s not up to Wales to support Georgian Rugby. That’s up to International Rugby and Georgia. I sympathise with Georgia’s decent attempt to create this fixture. But for Wales the proposed match up is just a potential stick to beat them with and a potential big psychological blow that young Welsh team doesn’t need. (I’m Irish BTW.)
2 Go to commentsCale certainly looks great in space, but as you say, he has struggled in contact. At 23 years old, turning 24 this year, he should be close to full physical maturity and yet there exists a considerable gap in the power and physicality required for international rugby. Weight doesn’t automatically equate to power and physicality either. Can he go from a player who’s being physically dominated in Super rugby to physically dominating in international rugby in 1 or 2 years? That’s a big ask but he may end up being a late bloomer.
24 Go to commentsIf rugby wants to remain interesting in the AI era then it will need to work on changing the rules. AI will reduce the tactical advantage of smart game plans, will neutralize primary attacking weapons, and will move rugby from a being a game of inches to a game of millimetres. It will be about sheer athleticism and technique,about avoiding mistakes, and about referees. Many fans will find that boring. The answer is to add creative degrees of freedom to the game. The 50-22 is an example. But we can have fun inventing others, like the right to add more players for X minutes per game, or the equivalent of the 2-point conversion in American football, the ability to call a 12-player scrum, etc. Not saying these are great ideas, but making the point that the more of these alternatives you allow, the less AI will be able to lock down high-probability strategies. This is not because AI does not have the compute power, but because it has more choices and has less data, or less-specific data. That will take time and debate, but big, positive and immediate impact could be in the area of ref/TMO assistance. The technology is easily good enough today to detect forward passes, not-straight lineouts, offside at breakdown/scrum/lineout, obstruction, early/late tackles, and a lot of other things. WR should be ultra aggressive in doing this, as it will really help in an area in which the game is really struggling. In the long run there needs to be substantial creativity applied to the rules. Without that AI (along with all of the pro innovations) will turn rugby into a bash fest.
24 Go to commentsSouth Africa rarely play Ireland and France on these tours. Mostly, England, Scotland and Wales. I wonder why
1 Go to commentsIt was a let’s-see-what-you're-made-of type of a game. The Bulls do look good when the opposition allows them to, but Munster shut them down, and they could not find a way through. Jake should be very worried about their chances in the competition.
2 Go to commentsHats off to Fabian for a very impressive journey to date. Is it as ‘uniquely unlikely’ as Rugby Pass suggests, given Anton Segner’s journey at the Blues?
1 Go to commentsSad that this was not confirmed. When administrators talk about expanding the game they evidently don’t include pathways to the top tier of rugby for teams outside of the old boys club. Rugby deserves better, and certainly Georgia does.
2 Go to commentsLions might take him on if they move on Van Rooyen but I doubt he will want to go back, might consider it a step backwards for himself. Sharks would take him on but if Plumtree goes on to win the challenge cup they will keep him on. Also sharks showing some promising signs recently. Stormers and Bulls are stable and Springboks are already filled up. Quality coach though, interesting to see where he ends up
1 Go to commentsAnd the person responsible for creating a culture of accountability is?
3 Go to commentsMore useless words from Ben Smith -Please get another team to write about. SA really dont need your input, it suck anyway.
264 Go to commentsThis disgraceful episode must result in management and coach team sackings. A new manager with worse results than previous and the coaching staff need to coached. Awful massacre led by donkeys.
1 Go to commentsInteresting article with one glaring mistake. This sentence: “And between the top four nations right now, Ireland, France, South Africa, and New Zealand…” should read: And between the top four nations right now, South Africa, Ireland, New Zealand and France…”. Get it right wistful thinkers, its not that hard.
24 Go to commentsHow did Penny get the gig anyway?
3 Go to commentsNice write up Nick and I would have agreed a week ago. However as you would know Cale & co got absolutely monstered by the Blues back row of Sotutu, Ioane and Papaliti and not all of these 3 are guaranteed a start in the Black jumper. He may need to put some kgs before stepping up, Spring tour? After the week end Joe will be a bit more restless. Will need to pick a mobile tough pack for Wales and hope England does the right thing and bashes the ABs. I like your last paragraph but I would bring Swinton, Hannigan into the 6 role and Bobby V to 8
24 Go to commentsThe Crusaders can still get in to the Play Off’s. The imminent return of outstanding captain Scott Barrett and his All Black team mate Codie Taylor will be a big boost.There are others like Tamaiti Williams too. Two home games coming up. Fellow Crusader fans get there and support these guys. I will be.
2 Go to commentsCant get more Wellington than Proctor.
2 Go to commentsWhy not let the media decide. Like how they choose the head coach. Like most of us we entrust the rugby system to choose. A rugby team includes the coaches. It's collective.
14 Go to commentsHi NIck, I have been very impressed with him and he seems a smart player who can see opportunities which Bobby V _(who must be an international 6_) doesn’t see or have the speed to take advantage of. If he continues to improve and puts on 5kgs then he could be a great 8. He is a bit taller than Keiran Reid at 1.93m and 111 kgs, so his skill set fits his body size and who knows where it will lead. I hope the spate of Achilles tendon issues have been dealt with by the S&C people. It’s been a very long time since Mark Loane and Kefu stood out at 8. The question is will we be able to hold onto him, if he does make it he will be pretty hot property. I disagree with the idea of letting them go to the Northern Hemisphere and then bring them back.
24 Go to commentsBilly Fulton 🤣🤣🤣🤣 garrrmon not even close
14 Go to commentsDoes the AI take into account refs? hahaha Seriously why not have two on field refs to avoid bias?
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