James McOnie: Ten things rugby has given New Zealanders this year
After a confronting Northern Tour, James McOnie takes the alternative route and remembers what’s going well for New Zealand Rugby.
The stark realisation that the All Blacks are mortal was tough for some to take last week.
After congratulating Ireland for their first-ever win at home against the men in black, many New Zealanders immediately went to their sheds to get their pitchforks and formed an angry mob in the town square of social and mainstream media, baying for blood.
So maybe it’s time to Eric Idle the situation and look on the bright side. And since we never celebrate Thanksgiving in New Zealand, late November seems the perfect time to appreciate certain people and some of the things that rugby has given us this year. Here’s 10 anyway…
- Ireland
The All Blacks have a foe who we respect and who are teaching us lessons (sorry, “learnings”). They beat us without three or four of their best players last weekend and let’s be honest: New Zealand needed a new nemesis. Ireland have arrived just at the right time, to give us a solid kick in the pants a year out from the Rugby World Cup in Japan.
I love Jordie Barrett. Jordie Barrett can play anywhere. He’s a 6-foot-6 Swiss army knife. He just scored four tries against Italy, playing on the right wing for the first time in a test. Jordie made one mistake (a quick throw-in) against the Springboks in Wellington and all hell broke loose – on the night and with his stocks, which dropped sharply. So what?! It’s unbelievable what he can do with the ball. He has the skills of that kid who can do the Rubik’s cube with his feet, upside down or while juggling them.
Akira played the house down in 2018 and was arguably the second best number eight in the country (usually grounds for All Blacks selection), but instead he was left out of a… wait for it…. 51-man squad! What’s more, he responded by playing even better. It’s obvious he’s crucial to the All Blacks in the future. And if he stays on this trajectory, that future begins the next time Steve Hansen selects a team.
- Ben Smith
Ben From Accounts doesn’t whinge. Ben just goes about his business. He is business-like. He’s the world’s best fullback (registered trademark) but hardly ever got to play there for his country this year. He just slots in on the right wing, and NEVER packs a sad. He’s just so dependable. Ben is the kind of guy who’d be best man at five or six weddings. We all need to be more like Ben Smith.
- Karl Tu’inukuafe
Let’s not forget that a few years ago, big Karl was 170kg and working as a nightclub bouncer. He’s a Jenny Craig success story but his Jenny was rugby. Apparently the 25-year-old is so unaccustomed to his new, trim 130kg frame that he forgets he can still move around with ease. He’s been plunged into test rugby without much of a warm-up and, despite a lesson from Ireland’s outstanding Tadhg Furlong, we can only say he’s been a revelation.
- The Rush Defence
It’s our Kryptonite but we’ve seen enough of it now (from the Lions, Springboks, England and Ireland) that like Superman, we can retreat to our Fortress of Solitude (The Coromandel Peninsula) and figure out ways to combat the suffocating defensive system. There are gaps to be exploited.
- Professional Women’s Rugby
They set the bar so high as amateurs, imagine what the Black Ferns will do as professionals? It’s been an overdue year of progress for the world champions. Meanwhile, the Black Ferns Sevens won Commonwealth Games gold and World Cup gold (the All Blacks Sevens did the double too), meaning 2020 Olympic gold in Tokyo is even more likely. The women’s game is on the rise.
- Kieran Read
Kieran dropped the ball against Ireland and everyone lost their shit. Then most people recovered their shit and realised he’s the G.O.A.T number eight and we should just give him space. Read is an incredible rugby player – on a par with Richie McCaw in many respects – but he may not get that kind of recognition unless he wins a third World Cup. Other nations covet Kieran – what they would give for a number eight of his ilk. And when he retires we will miss him like crazy. Also, I really hope his book is called A Great Read.
- Free Rugby
They threw open the gates to Eden Park, confident that (insert Kevin Costner voice over here) “they will come”.
And they did – more than 20,000 of them. The Auckland Rugby Union’s decision to allow free entry to the Mitre 10 Cup premiership final was inspired. The atmosphere initially spooked some of the players, who were more accustomed to hearing their own voices echoing off empty seats, but it helped create one of the greatest finals in NPC history. Auckland got the W after extra-time and the fish-heads got it right.
- The Number 10s
Have we ever had three first-fives as exciting as this All Blacks trio? Answer – no. Beauden Barrett, Richie Mo’unga and Damian McKenzie can all set a game alight. Their diverse talents have created all sorts of debates. But just be happy we have these three charging around in the black jersey – because after the World Cup, who knows what price they’ll fetch on the European market. And who can blame them for leaving? Enjoy them while you can.
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You know he can land a winning conversion after the full time siren is up. (Even if it takes two attempts.)
5 Go to commentsA very insightful article from Jake. I would love to know how South African’s feel about their move to Europe. Do you prefer playing in Europe or want to go back to Super Rugby?
2 Go to commentspure fire
1 Go to commentsA very well thought out summary of all the relevant complications…agree with your ”refer the Cricket Test versus 20/20 comparison”. More also definitely doesn't necessarily mean better!
2 Go to commentsMust be something when you are only 19 y.o and both NZ and France want you. Btw he wasn’t the only new caledonian in french U20 as Robin Couly also lived in Noumea until 17. Hope he’s successful wherever he chooses to play.
7 Go to comments“Several key players in the Stade Rochelais squad are in their thirties” South Africans are going to hate the implications of that comment!
5 Go to commentsI know Leinster did a job on La Roche but shortly after HT Leinster were 30-13 ahead of them and at a similar time Toulouse were trailing Exeter. At 60 mins Leinster were 27 ahead but after 67 mins Toulouse were only 19 ahead before Exeter collapsed. That’s heavier scoring by Leinster against the Champions. I think people are looking at Toulouses total a little too much. I also think Northhampton are in with a real chance, albeit I’d put Leinster as favourites. If Leinster make the final I expect them to win by more than ten and with control.
5 Go to commentsHey Nick, your match analysis is decent but the top and tail not so much, a bit more random. For a start there’s a seismic difference in regenerating any club side over a test team. EJ pretty much had to urinate with the appendage he’d been given at test level whereas club success is impacted hugely by the budget. Look no further than Boudjellal’s Toulon project for a perfect example. The set ups at La Rochelle and Leinster are like chalk and cheese and you are correct that Leinster are ahead. Leinster are not just slightly ahead though, they are light years ahead on their plans, with the next gen champions cup team already blooded, seasoned and developing at speed from their time manning the fort in the URC while the cream play CC and tests. They have engineered a strong talent conveyor belt into their system, supported by private money funnelled into a couple of Leinster private schools. The really smart move from Leinster and the IRFU however is maximising the Irish Revenue tax breaks (tax relief on the best 10 years earnings refunded at retirement) to help keep all of their stars in Ireland and happy, while simultaneously funding marquee players consistently. And of course Barrett is the latest example. But in no way is he a “replacement for Henshaw”, he’s only there for one season!!! As for Rob Baxter, the best advice you can give him is to start lobbying Parliament and HMRC for a similar state subsidy, but don’t hold your breath… One thing Cullen has been very smart with is his coaching team. Very quickly he realised his need to supplement his skills, there was talk of him exiting after his first couple of years but he was extremely shrewd bringing in Lancaster and now Nienaber. That has worked superbly and added a layer that really has made a tangible difference. Apart from that you were bang on the money… 😉😂
5 Go to commentsNot sure exactly what went wrong for him at Glasgow but it’s pretty clear he ain’t Franco’s cup of tea. Suspect he would have been better served heading out of Scotland around the same time as Finn, Hoggy and Jonny!
1 Go to commentsBulls disrespected the Northampton supporters and the competition. Decide quickly, fully in or out.
25 Go to commentsI wonder if Parling was ever on England’s radar as a coach? Obviously Borthwick is a great lineout coach, but I do worry he might be taking on too much as both head coach and forwards coach.
1 Go to commentsJason Jenkins has one cap. When Etzebeth was his age he had over 80 caps. Experience matters. He will never amount to what Etzebeth has because he hasn’t been developed as an international player.
2 Go to commentsSays much about the player picking this gig over the easier and bigger rewards offered to him in Japan. Also says a lot about the state sanctioned tax benefits the Irish Revenue offers pro rugby players, with their ten highest earning years subject to an additional 40% tax relief and paid as a lump sum, in cash, at retirement. Certainly helps Leinster line up the financial ducks in a row to fund marquee signings like this!!! No other union anywhere in world rugby benefits from this kind of lucrative financial sponsorship from their government…
5 Go to commentsTrue Jordie could earn a lot more in Japan. But by choosing Leinster he’ll be playing with 1 of the best clubs in the world and can win a champions cup and URC…..
6 Go to commentsThanks for that Marshy, noticed you didn't say who is gonna win it. We know who ain't gonna win it - your Crusaders outfit. They've gone from having arguably the best Super Rugby first five ever, to having a clutch of rookies. Hurricanes all the way!
1 Go to commentsGeez you really have to question the NRLs ability to produce players of quality. Its pathetic. Dont the 25mil in Aus produce enough quality womens players. Sad.
1 Go to commentsBulls fan here, and agree 100% with the conclusion (and little else) of this article. SA sides should absolutely f-off from the champs cup until we get fair scheduling, equal support for travel arrangements and home semis. You know, like all the european teams get.
25 Go to commentsI’m yet to see why Grace would be an ABs contender. He’s pedestrian and lacks the dominance required of a top flight 8.
11 Go to commentsGee my Highlanders were terrible. They have gone backwards since the start of the season. The trouble began when we left Millar behind to prep as the 10 against the Brumbies and he was disconnected from the team that came back from Aussie. We rested Patchell for that game and we blew an avalanche of ball in good attacking positions in the 1st half. Against the Rebels we seem to of gone into a pod system with forwards hanging off from the breakdown leaving Fakatava to secure our ball!
80 Go to commentsPot Kettle, the English and French teams have done it for years.
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