The new Blues jerseys have the coordinates for their local prison on the sleeve
Where do the coordinates on the New Zealand Super Rugby teams’ sleeves take you? We checked on Google Maps, and it’s not their home grounds.
New Zealand’s Super Rugby franchises released their special edition Lions tour jerseys last week, with each team’s hottest players modelling them together on a farm and individually in a series of boy band photo shoots.
One innovative feature of the cartology-themed ‘Territory Jersey’ design is a set of map coordinates printed on the sleeve. This inspired a genius Twitter user called Master Grassonist to enter these coordinates in Google Maps, and make this incredible discovery: the Blues jerseys bear the coordinates for the local prison.
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The 996-bed Mount Eden Corrections Facility (36°52′ S, 174°46′ E) is one of New Zealand’s most famous prisons, which has hosted some of the country’s most notorious criminals. It is a little over 2 kilometres as the crow flies from Eden Park, the Blues’ home ground.
The other teams’ coordinates are also a bit off the mark. The Chiefs’ map reference, 37°47′ S, 175°19′ E, takes us to the middle of the University of Waikato’s cricket fields, a little more than 4 kilometres from Waikato Stadium.
In Wellington, the coordinates on the Hurricanes’ sleeves place us in the middle of the Botanical Gardens (41°17′ S, 174°46′ E), just across from the Children’s Garden and slightly under 2 kilometres from Westpac Stadium.
The Crusaders’ sleeves lead us directly to the middle of three standalone units at 13 Eversleigh Street (43°31′ S, 172°38′ E), just north of the CBD and just under 4 kilometres from AMI Stadium.
Meanwhile, in Dunedin the Highlanders’ coordinates plonk us in the middle of Bethune’s Gully (45°50′ S, 170°33′ E), an area popular with walkers and mountain bikers to the north of the city. It is 4.5 kilometres from Forsyth Barr Stadium.
The uniform inaccuracy suggests sending the Blues to prison (where they arguably belong after Friday night’s disappointing performance against the Chiefs) was probably not a deliberate troll by an Auckland-hating adidas employee. Instead it would seem more likely to be an unfortunate result of abbreviating the numbers so they were short enough to fit on the cuff of a rugby shirt sleeve.
Still, the coordinates did prove strangely prophetic last weekend. The Blues were criminally bad against the Chiefs, who in turn controlled the game in such a way that it looked academic (please bear with me). The Hurricanes are finding Super Rugby a walk in the park after their second 50+ point win in as many weeks. And the Crusaders made themselves at home inside the opposition 22 in the final quarter of Saturday’s game after the Highlanders stumbled off the beaten track, became disorientated and couldn’t find their way back into the lead.
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The Chiefs definitely didn’t win ugly. They had the superior scrum, a dominant lineout, and their defence was excellent once the Waratahs scored their two tries (thanks to some lucky refereeing calls mind you). They put pressure on the Waratahs lineout throughout the game, and the mind boggles as to why the referee did not award a yellow card or a penalty try against the Waratahs for repeated scrum infringements on their own try line before Narawa’s first try. And the Chiefs were slick with their passing and running angles on attack. It was a dominant performance all round, even with many questionable refereeing decisions.
1 Go to commentsWasnt late. Ref 2 assistants andTMO all saw it so who are you to say it was?
3 Go to commentsAre the Brumbies playing the Blues twice in a row?
3 Go to commentsBig difference from the Saders. Forwards really muscled up and laid a solid platform. Scooter brought some steel and I liked the loosie combination. Newell has been rather disappointing this season but stepped up big time - happy also to see Franks dot down. He should do that more often! Reihana had a good game and there seems to be more flair and invention with him in the saddle. McNicoll plays well from the back and is reliable plus inventive when he joins the line. Keep it up chaps!
3 Go to comments🤦♂️🤣 who cares who’s the best . All I know is the All Blacks have the star coach but have few star players now …
30 Go to commentsJe suis sûr que Farrell est impatient de jouer avec Lopez et Machenaud et d’être entraîné par Collazo… 🤭
1 Go to commentsAn on field red (aka a full red) in SRP must surely carry a bigger suspension than a red card given by the bunker as that carries a 20 minute team punishment. Had Damon Murphy abdicated his responsibility as a ref and issued both Drua players a yellow, which would have been upgraded to a 20 minute red by the bunker, that would have killed Australia and New Zealand’s push for the 20 minute red to be trialled globally from July this year.
11 Go to commentsEver so often you all post a Danny Care story that isn’t the announcement that he has finally re-signed for one more, victory tour season at Quins and I’m just like, “well you fooled me again!” My absolute favorite player ever, we need to make his final year at the Stoop (and Twickers) official already. I know he supposedly snubbed France but I won’t feel better until he signs.
1 Go to commentslate hit what late hit it wasn’t at all late and can clearly see he was committed before the tackle
3 Go to commentsChristian Lio -Willies 2 try perfomance was a standout. As was captain Scott Barrett. Up front was where the boys won it.They are a great team and players. Fantastic Crusaders , you can keep going.
3 Go to commentsI don't know how the locals feel about that? I guess if you call yourselves the Worcester Wasps that might be appease. But really we need more teams in the Premiership in my view so they are not padding it out as they are at the moment. It might curtail so many players going abroad as well
5 Go to commentsNZ 😭😭😭is certainly rivaling England for best whingers cup!😭😭😭 !!!
30 Go to commentsYup. New Zealand won 3 out of 10 world cups played. SA 4 out of 8 attempts 30 Vs 50 per cent.🤔🤔
30 Go to commentsShould've done this years ago. Change Saturday kick off times to around 11am. Up and off and back home before 3pm, limit travel time too. Allows players to actually do something else with their Saturday that's family oriented or being rugby fans they could ‘watch’ pro rugby. Increases crowds etc. How can anyone that enjoys grassroots and pro rugby have to choose between the two on Saturdays?
9 Go to commentsI bet he inspired those supporters just as much.
1 Go to commentsBen Smith Springboks living rent free in his head 😊😂
67 Go to commentsGood to hear he would like to play the game at the highest level, I hadn’t been to sure how much of a motivator that was before now. Sadly he’s probably chosen the rugby club to go to. Try not to worry about all the input about how you should play rugby Joey and just try to emulate what you do on the league field and have fun. You’ll limit your game too much (well not really because he’s a standard athlete like SBW and he’ll still have enough) if you’re trying to make sure you can recycle the ball back etc. On the other hard, you can totally just try and recycle by looking to offload any and everywhere if you’re going to ground 😋
1 Go to commentsThis just proves that theres always a stat and a metric to use to justify your abilities and your success. Ben did it last week by creating an imaginary competition and now you did the same to counter his argument and espouse a new yardstick for success. Why not just use the current one and lets say the Boks have won 4 world cups making them the most successful world cup team. Outside of the world cup the All Blacks are the most successful team winning countless rugby championships and dominating the rankings with high win percentages. Over the last 4 years statistically the Irish are the best having the highest win rate and also having positive records against every tier 1 side. The most successful Northern team in the game has been England with a world cup title and the most six nations titles in history. The AB’s are the most dominant team in history with the highest win rate and 3 world cups. Lets not try to reinvent the wheel. Just be honest about the actual stats and what each team has been good at doing and that will be enough to define their level of success.
30 Go to commentsHow is 7’s played there? I’m surprised 10 or 11 man rugby hasn’t taken off. 7 just doesn’t fit the 15s dynamics (rules n field etc) but these other versions do.
9 Go to commentsPick Swinton at your peril A liability just like JWH from the Roosters Skelton ??? went missing at RWC
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