Super Rugby Pacific enters the zombie state ahead of playoffs

The Blues, Hurricanes, Brumbies and Chiefs are all assured of a final-four finish after the Queensland Reds lost to the Fijian Drua.

And to be frank, those are the only four teams that deserve to be in the playoffs. They are the only teams that hold winning records in Super Rugby Pacific 2024.

But we languish on with two more weeks of play before limping into the finals, where a bunch of mediocre teams get an undeserving chance to extend their season at the quarter-final stage.

The 10th-placed Crusaders, with two wins and 10 losses, are still capable of making the cut. This is the exact opposite of what professional sport should be.

If this was a major on the PGA tour, they’d be gone already. The UFC wouldn’t continue to schedule a fighter with a 2-10 record who gets knocked out every week.

Not one player or coach on the Crusaders would think they deserve to be in the playoffs at this stage.

SANZAAR need to think about quality not quantity and cut the fat out of this competition. Raise the bar higher as soon as possible in order to rebuild a once-great competition.

There is no meaningful regular season race here. The lack of consequences is a terrible thing for both teams and players alike.

If Super Rugby Pacific is supposed to prepare players for Test rugby, where does the pressure come from?

They don’t play enough games with the season on the line, where the results each week matter.

Consider the All Blacks in the Rugby World Cup final, down a man since the 27th minute, but well and truly in the fight down just a point by 12-11 in the final quarter.

No one thinks to attempt a drop goal. Not even under penalty advantage for a two-for-one opportunity.

Is it because the players aren’t grounded in high stakes rugby where you need to fight tooth and nail to get over the line?

With the bar so low for playoff qualification, the teams can meander through a 15-week season in Super Rugby Pacific.

You can rest stars all you want, you can rotate through your entire squad, and you can lose more than half of your games and still make the ‘pointy end’, or in this case, the ‘slightly less fat’ end of the season.

The intensity might be physically there, but the mental pressure is not, and fans know it.

The crowds don’t really show up until games of consequence turn up, like the Blues and Hurricanes last week.

Re-instating a four-team playoff system makes the regular reason race meaningful with real consequences. There is nothing about playing for 15 weeks that can’t be figured out in 12.

If players want rest and bye weeks, give them more time to rest after the competition. Make it shorter but more intense.

A round robin where everyone plays once is a level playing field with a fair and even measure of competition.

This year we already know which teams are terrible, we know which teams are good, and now we want to see high stakes games between those who deserve to play.

That doesn’t include the Crusaders, the Waratahs, the Western Force, or Moana Pasifika, or even the Highlanders, Fijian Drua or Rebels for that matter.

Instead, we enter the zombie state of the season for three weeks, two more meaningless regular season weeks and one week of mismatches in the quarter-finals.

On paper, the 4th-placed Chiefs versus the 2nd-placed Hurricanes looks appealing.

But with both assured of a top-four finish, how many stars will be rested? With a potential playoff meeting in a few weeks, how many cards will they really show? It is likely a redundant game already.

And there might well be an upset or two in those quarter-finals. Which only further cements the point that there was no point to the regular season.

A head coach in such position will no doubt ask themselves why did they need to win all those games throughout the year.

Maybe they’ll institute more resting next year, and keep the stars fresh when it counts. Further reduce the quality of the competition during the season.

Bringing back integrity to this competition through consequences will see more crowds, more excitement, more interest.

The message to administrators is simple. Raise the bar. Less can be more. Bring back higher stakes and cut the meaningless fat.

Turn Super Rugby Pacific back into a lean, ruthless sprint instead of one with a zombie stretch and Mickey Mouse playoff system.