Super Rugby Power Rankings: New year, different Stormers
Scotty Stevenson’s Super Rugby Power Rankings make a triumphant return for 2017.
1. Chiefs
The Chiefs played like they were on dial-up for the best part of 70 minutes last week and still managed to win a game of footy by 13 points. There is nothing at all special about the style of the Chiefs, but they make up for that by bringing a frankly feral attitude to the game which really pisses off every team they play against. Just ask TJ Perenara who, in round three, was patted on the head 25 times by Michael Leitch in one post-try fracas. Twenty-five times! That’s Dave Grohl level drumming. The Chiefs lead just one category in the key stats list – lineout percentage – and miss too many tackles, but that just makes their 4-0 start to the season all the more impressive.
2. Hurricanes
They’d be number one if they had beaten the Chiefs, but they didn’t. What they did do was hammer the Highlanders on the weekend. It took a while to go through the gears but when the Hurricanes hit top speed, they are phenomenal to watch. The Barrett brothers have pretty much given up on passing with their hands and now just kick the ball to teammates to score tries. Ngani Laumape is fast becoming the most direct and powerful midfield ball carrier in the game. Ben Smith should be technically dead after Ngani dropped the shoulder on him on Saturday night, on his way to the try line. Also, Ardie Savea off the back of the best scrum in the competition? Yes please.
3. Stormers
Paul Feeney seems to have taught the Stormers, who lead the competition in running metres, how to play attacking rugby. I don’t know how he has done this. No one does. Just like no one really knows why every new bar has two names. What I do know is if you ever see me sipping on a Nectarine and the Ball Sweat of Monks Belgian-style West Auckland Wheat Beer in a place called “Mildred and George,” please kill me.
4. Crusaders
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: herpes is easier to shake than the Crusaders, and you can never shake herpes. Three straight come-from-behind wins have this team believing in miracles, which is probably an easier thing to believe in than, say, earthquake recovery progress. The Crusaders never look flustered, as evidenced by the manner in which they have overcome big deficits in the last three rounds: work the territory, drive for the line, repeat. The secret is this: Sam Whitelock is five beats per minute away from being clinically dead. I have never seen a captain more relaxed down the home straight. Speaking of calmness, the Crusaders bench, led by Luke Romano and Wyatt Crockett, is absolutely stone cold ruthless.
5. Jaguares
If the Argentineans don’t make the playoffs this year, they’ll only have themselves to blame. Drawing the New Zealand conference was always going to make their maiden season tough. This year they have the Australians. How can I put this delicately? That is almost a guaranteed pathway to the finals. The Jaguares love a carry, and have put together more per game than any other team. Importantly, they are recycling plenty of that ball – posting the best ruck success percentage of any team. They are ranking 4th in metres made per game, too. The downside is they have an appalling scrum. And they still can’t tackle. Two things that won’t matter against the Australian conference teams.
6. Lions
Last year’s finalists will surely make the playoffs this year. They made the final last year and they had a much tougher draw. Apart from a hiccup against the Jaguares (and as noted above, that is not something to be embarrassed about in 2017) the Lions have pumped the Waratahs and the Reds and have lost very little of the verve of last season.
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7. Brumbies
Before we talk seriously about the Brumbies form, can we all just agree that if the Australian Rugby executive even considers shutting down its most successful Super Rugby franchise they are unfit for purpose and should all be made to live in Perth, where they can watch the Force every weekend and live with what they have done. As for the Brumbies, they are the only Australian side that has won two games this year. That is as good as the accolades are going to get.
8. Highlanders
Here’s the thing about the Highlanders. People want them to win because by virtue of the whole Scottish heritage thing they have inherited that hoary old chestnut of a tag, the brave battlers. They are actually better than that, but very few teams could be expected to win while enduring the injury toll they have sustained in the opening month of the season. Injuries aside, the Highlanders haven’t helped their own cause. They have been loose with their possession, conceding 19.8 turnovers per game – the most in the competition. This should be a simple fix for the ‘Landers, especially now that the early all-Kiwi storm has passed.
9. Sharks
The Sharks are 3-1 but could have just as easily been 1-3, or 4-0. This is a team that, with the exception of a drubbing of the Waratahs in Durban, is scraping through by the smallest of margins, or losing in a corresponding fashion. The Sharks do boast the best tackle percentage in the competition, but they still can’t seem to find a free-flowing attacking style for more than a few moments in a match. They will need to find something if they are to secure a spot in the playoffs.
10. Blues
As of today, with a 1-3 record, the Blues would be in the playoffs. Let’s consider that for a moment, get the obligatory laugh about the conference format out of the way, and move on. For 45 minutes against the Crusaders last week the Blues looked like they had turned a corner. Unfortunately, it was into a cul-de-sac of bad memories and familiar pain. The lineout is the Blues’ major vulnerability at the moment, both offensively and defensively. The Blues have conceded more tries (14) than any other New Zealand team this season, and 8 of them have come directly from lineouts. They have conceded three lineout steals per game.
11. Bulls
Lost to the Stormers and the Cheetahs, battled away against the Sunwolves, and have already used up a bye weekend. Have the Blues and Chiefs on their New Zealand tour starting this week. It doesn’t look good for the Bulls.
12. Cheetahs
Still crazy after all these years.
13. Waratahs
Surely this is the most frustrating team in the entire competition.
14. Reds
Oh, hang on.
15. Rebels
The LA Clippers of Super Rugby. Not the biggest show in town. Playing like they know it.
16. Kings
Burn it, before it lays eggs.
17. Sunwolves
At least they’re trying.
18. Force
I can’t even.
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Should've done this years ago. Change Saturday kick off times to around 11am. Up and off and back home before 3pm, limit travel time too. Allows players to actually do something else with their Saturday that's family oriented or being rugby fans they could ‘watch’ pro rugby. Increases crowds etc. How can anyone that enjoys grassroots and pro rugby have to choose between the two on Saturdays?
9 Go to commentsI bet he inspired those supporters just as much.
1 Go to commentsBen Smith Springboks living rent free in his head 😊😂
67 Go to commentsGood to hear he would like to play the game at the highest level, I hadn’t been to sure how much of a motivator that was before now. Sadly he’s probably chosen the rugby club to go to. Try not to worry about all the input about how you should play rugby Joey and just try to emulate what you do on the league field and have fun. You’ll limit your game too much (well not really because he’s a standard athlete like SBW and he’ll still have enough) if you’re trying to make sure you can recycle the ball back etc. On the other hard, you can totally just try and recycle by looking to offload any and everywhere if you’re going to ground 😋
1 Go to commentsThis just proves that theres always a stat and a metric to use to justify your abilities and your success. Ben did it last week by creating an imaginary competition and now you did the same to counter his argument and espouse a new yardstick for success. Why not just use the current one and lets say the Boks have won 4 world cups making them the most successful world cup team. Outside of the world cup the All Blacks are the most successful team winning countless rugby championships and dominating the rankings with high win percentages. Over the last 4 years statistically the Irish are the best having the highest win rate and also having positive records against every tier 1 side. The most successful Northern team in the game has been England with a world cup title and the most six nations titles in history. The AB’s are the most dominant team in history with the highest win rate and 3 world cups. Lets not try to reinvent the wheel. Just be honest about the actual stats and what each team has been good at doing and that will be enough to define their level of success.
19 Go to commentsHow is 7’s played there? I’m surprised 10 or 11 man rugby hasn’t taken off. 7 just doesn’t fit the 15s dynamics (rules n field etc) but these other versions do.
9 Go to commentsPick Swinton at your peril A liability just like JWH from the Roosters Skelton ??? went missing at RWC
14 Go to commentsLike tennis, who have a ranking system, and I believe rugby too, just measure over each period preceding a world cup event who was the longest number one and that would be it. In tennis the number one player frequently is not the grand slam winner. I love and adore the All Blacks since the days of Ian Kirkpatrick when I was a kid in SA. And still do because they are the masters of running rugby and are gentleman on and off the field - in general. And in my opinion they have been the majority of the time the best rugby team in the world.
19 Go to commentsHaving overseas possessions in 2024 is absurd. These Frenchies should have to give the New Caledonians their freedom.
21 Go to commentsBell injured his foot didn’t he? Bring Tupou in he’ll deliver when it counts. Agree mostly but I would switch in the Reds number 8 Harry Wilson for Swinton and move Rob Valentini to 6 instead. Wilson is a clever player who reads the play, you can’t outmuscle the AB’s and Springboks, if you have any chance it’s by playing clever. Same goes for Paisami, he’s a little guy who doesn’t really trouble the likes of De Allende and Jordie Barrett. I’d rather play Carter Gordon at 12 and put Michael Lynagh’s boy at 10. That way you get a BMT type goalkicker at 10 and a playmaker at 12. Anyways, just my two cents as a Bok supporter.
14 Go to commentsThanks Brett, love your articles which are alway pertinent. It’s a difficult topic trying to have a panel adjudicating consistently penalties for red card issues. Many of the mitigating reasons raised are judged subjectively, hence the different outcomes. How to take away subjective opinions?
9 Go to commentsYes Sir! Surprising, just like Fraser would also have escaped sanction if he was a few inches lower, even if it was by accident that he missed! Has there really been talk about those sanctions or is this just sensational journalism? I stopped reading, so might have missed any notations.
9 Go to commentsAI is only as good as the information put in, the nuances of the sport, what you see out the corner of the eye, how you sum up in a split second the situation, yes the AI is a tool but will not help win games, more likely contribute to a loss, Rugby Players are not robots, all AI can do if offer a solution not the solution. AI will effect many sports, help train better golfers etc.
45 Go to commentsIt couldn’t have been Ryan Crotty. He wasn’t selected in either World Cup side - they chose Money Bill instead. And Money Bill only cared about himself, and that manager he had, not the team.
28 Go to commentsYawn 🥱 nobody would give a hoot about this new trophy. End of the day we just have to beat Ireland and NZ this year then they can finally shut up 🤐
19 Go to commentsTalking bout Ryan Crotty? Heard Crotty say in a interview once that SBW doesen't care about the team . He went on to say that whenever they lost a big game, SBW would be happy as if nothing happened, according to him someone who cares would look down.. Personally I think Crotty is in the wrong, not for feeling gutted but for expecting others 2 be like him… I have been a bad loser forever as it matters so much to me but good on you SBW for being able to see the bigger picture….
28 Go to commentsThis sounds like a WWE idea so Americans can also get excited about rugby, RUGBY NEEDS A INTERNATIONAL CALENDER .. The rugby Championship and Six Nations can be held at same time, top 3 of six nations and top 3 of Rugby championship (6 nations should include Georgia AND another qualifying country while Fiji, Japan and Samoa/Tonga qualifier should make out 6 Southern teams).. Scrap June internationals and year end tours. Have a Elite top six Cup and the Bottom 6 in a secondary comp….
19 Go to commentsThe rugby championship would be even stronger with Fiji in it… I know it doesen’t fit the long term plans of NZ or Aus but you are robbing a whole nation of being able to see their best players play for Fiji…. Every second player in NZ and AUS teams has Fijian surnames… shame on you!!! World rugby won’t step in either as France and England has now also joined in…. I guess where money is involved it will always be the poor countries missing out….
90 Go to commentsNo surprise there. How hard can it be to pick a ball off the ground and chuck it to a mate? 😂
4 Go to commentsSometimes people just like a moan mate!
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