Let's Put The Hayne Playne On Blocks For A While
It only took two games back in the NRL for Jarryd Hayne to prove what most people have been saying all along: rugby league is where he belongs. Jamie Wall charts the Hayne Plane’s circuitous course.
When it comes to a telling moment, it wasn’t so much Jarryd Hayne’s sweetly timed field goal to win the game for the Titans as the celebration after the act.
With arms outstretched, he forcefully pointed to the ground. I’m no lip reader, but it was clear he was saying something along the lines of “This is my house.”
Never mind the fact that the Titans weren’t actually at home (instead at Wests’ Campbelltown Stadium). It should be interpreted that Hayne had finally arrived back where he belongs – the rugby league field.
Unless you have been living under a rock for the last couple of years, you’ll know the winding road to San Francisco, London and back to Australia that Hayne’s career has taken. Even if he hadn’t gone on his sport-hopping dreamquest, you should know who he is anyway – the two-time Dally M medal winner, New South Wales and Kangaroo rep was one of the faces of the NRL for the better part of the last 10 years.
Hayne certainly is peerless when it comes to lighting up the crowd and capturing public interest. But given that his career in the NFL lasted only one season, then his time in Fijian Sevens team was only about a week, he is now a member of another exclusive club – that of the failed footy convert.
These are a few of his more (or less) notable peers in that respect:
Benji Marshall
Apparently Benji’s dream was to make the Olympic Sevens team. He probably should have played Sevens then, rather than joining the Blues.
Mark Carter
The sometime All Black and pioneer of the taped-up eyebrow look managed to have a handful of games for the Warriors at the end of his career. I don’t remember them either.
Michael Witt
In 2008, this guy was the best goalkicker in the NRL and scorer of one of the most important tries in Warriors history. In 2009, he was sitting on the bench for Otago in the NPC.
Sam Burgess
Slammin’ Sam had just come off a premiership with Souths when he made his ill-advised attempt to help England win the Rugby World Cup. The less said about that, the better.
Luke Rooney
An impressive career that will include the highlights of representing New South Wales, Australia and winning a premiership with Penrith. Somewhere down the bottom will be a two game stint with Hawkes Bay for some reason.
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A lot of cope from south africans in the comments. Etzebeth is a liar and a hypocrite; you don’t have to defend him!
18 Go to commentsHe got big and really slow for a flyhalf…not sure he’s relevant in a bok conversation anymore
4 Go to commentsBest tourney team vs best team in the regular season for 3 games in RSA - talk is cheap, let’s see what’s what on the tour
18 Go to commentsOne overlooked statistic from their 2016 winning season is the Huricanes are still the only team in Super rugby history not to concede a try during the playoff rounds.
4 Go to commentsThanks for the article, Nick. The Nienaber blitz D does ask a lot of its scrumhalf. I have been watching JGP on D and he often looks like he has mastered what Nienaber asks for better than Faf de Klerk and Cobus Reinach! 🤣 Impressive season by JGP if I must make an understatement.
21 Go to commentsOkay last one. I promise. I think it’s despicable for Andy Goode to suggest that Eben can’t count to 12. To be fair he only had to count to 8 - the number of Irishmen who DIDN’T say that. Less the 3 kiwis of course. 23 - 12 - 3 = 8. See Joe. I can do maffs.
18 Go to commentsCheers, Nick! How do you see the Reds’ Jock Campbell’s play this year? Not as strong a carrier as Andrew Kellaway or Tom Wright, but does avoid errors. Do you see Joe Schmidt as wanting safety first at 15 or a try-assisting counterattacker?
85 Go to commentsI’m sure this was all just a big misunderstanding. Irishmen and Afrikaaners conversing in a noisey stadium. Not easy to get the right messages across. A minefield.
18 Go to commentsSay what you will about Andy Goode. But he is right about one thing… I’m not sure what that one thing is exactly… but I’m willing to hear him out.
18 Go to commentsAnother article to bait and trigger Irish fans. This must stop.
18 Go to commentsHi Nick. Thanks for your +++ ongoing analysis. Re Vunivalu, He’s been benched recently and it will be interesting to see what Kiss does with him as we enter the backend of SRP. I’m still not sold.
85 Go to commentsIn the fine tradition of Irish rugby, Leinster cheat well and for some reason only known to whoever referees them, they are allowed to get away with it every single game. If teams have not got the physicality up front to stop them getting the ball, they will win every single game. They take out players beyond the ruck and often hold them on the ground. Those that are beyond the ruck and therefore offside, hover there to cause distraction but also to join the next ruck from the side thereby stopping the jackal. The lineout prior to the second try on Saturday. 3 Leinster players left the lineout before the ball was thrown and were driving the maul as soon as the player hit the ground and thereby getting that valuable momentum. They scrummage illegally, with the looshead turning in to stop the opposing tighthead from pushing straight and making it uncomfortable for the hooker. The tighthead takes a step and tries to get his opposite loosehead to drop the bind. Flankers often ‘move up’ and actually bind on the prop and not remain bound to the second row. It does cause chaos and is done quickly and efficiently so that referees are blinded by the illegal tactics. I am surprised opposition coaches when they meet referees before games don’t mention it. I am also surprised that they do not go to the referees group and ask them to look at the tactics used and referee them properly. If they are the better team and win, fair play but a lot of their momentum is gained illegally and therefore it is not a level playing field.
1 Go to commentsI’d be fascinated to see what other candidates you all might have for the Lions captaincy role. Let me know, below 👍
2 Go to comments“ planning for the next cycle….” Sigh ill-advised language Elton old juice bean. Ppersonally glad you self-eliminated yourself, there were better players in the position around you.
4 Go to commentsRegardless of best in world etc. Lawes was outstanding against Leinster and has been all season. Looked like three try saving turnovers. His turnovers also contributed to NH scores. Immense performance.
2 Go to commentsDickson now considered the top ref in England it appears. Good that these series are getting one NH and one SH ref.
2 Go to commentsI don’t think any coach or selector would ever rely on Blackadder being available for selection. I didn’t think it would be possible but he has easily eclipsed Ennor as they most injured player of all time. IMO a symptom of today’s game where players are required to carry at least 10kg of extra mass from when they first hit the scene in their early 20s. Some players respond well to this, maybe due to genetics allowing them to recover faster, or not having reached their peak natural weight yet, but for others the constant training to maintain their weight eats away at recovery time and they spend most of their careers injured.
4 Go to commentsThanks for the lesson Nick! I presume that targeting gaps is situational because if a ball carrier straightens the line they can't be allowed a gap to run into? It feels like you need depth if you're going to pass it wide and plenty of variety - straight running, kicks just in behind, cross kicks etc. BTW what an incredible bench Toulouse had this week. People complain about Leinster being stacked but they need to be at the very highest level.
21 Go to comments2015 was by far the best team. They have had many good backlines over the years but the 2015 team was one of the few to have an absolute world class forward pack - all of them international quality. 6 ABs, 1 future English player, and one that would have gone on to ABs had he not been forced to retire due to concussion. This current team doesn’t have the same size and experience at lock, but providing they can keep this many talented young players (who have all significantly increased their profile this year) together for another 2 years they could eclipse the 2015 team.
4 Go to commentsAnd I’ve just seen RA has topped up the offer to Paisami and extended it beyond 3 years and he’s signed. Great news
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