Will it be Murder on the Dancefloor or will Ireland burn this Goddamn house right down
Ding ding! Round four – London calling!
If you had told me before the tournament had started that coming into preparation week for Twickenham that Ireland would be placed third in the championship I would have been very happy. Well here we are, in third place after three rounds, and guess what – I am very happy.
The journey so far for Ireland has shown glimpses of greatness and much promise. The girls in green began with an entertaining opening round in France but left Le Mans without any points. Two well-worked and well-earned tries along with a solid defence to build upon were good takeaways.
Unfortunately, the jigsaw pieces didn’t quite come together for the following week versus Italy when Ireland returned to one of three home bases for this year, this time in Dublin. There were more opportunities for attack to strike, but it was at times static and predictable and Italy dealt mostly well with Irish efforts to advance.
However, the home side struck back and were able to push the visiting Azzurri to the last play of the game to try and take the victory. Alas, a losing bonus point was all the green could muster, but how valuable will it prove to be?
So now, with two tough Ls, one BP and a down weekend for plenty of homework in the bag, what could Ireland produce against a Welsh side coming to Cork looking for their first win of the tournament?
On paper, you have a full-time professional side who have been kicking it with the big dogs in WXV1 this season and who you’d imagine would become pretty robust from the experience, despite coming away with three losses.
Ireland on the other hand were champions of the WXV3, two divisions below what Wales played in, and have been much slower professionalising their programme than all of their Six Nations opposition.
However, paper is flammable for a reason, and Ireland set the paper, expectations and the game alight with their performance and beat Wales by 36 points to 5. That’s a winning margin of 31 points, only 5 points smaller than the margin when England beat Wales.
The question will be, how much of this performance can they replicate this weekend as all roads lead to Twickenham?
England have put 48, 46 and 46 on the board versus Italy, Wales and Scotland respectively, with only the Welsh able to scope out any points with a try and a penalty. Simply put – England are class.
Defensively as well as in attack. I also reckon you could put all the positions in a hat and have each player pull out a position at random and go ahead and play there and probably still win, such is the skill set and familiarity with their game plan that they display across the board.
I’ve been tempted to always keep an English hooker on my fantasy team, because you can be sure that with their clinical lineout and tenacious maul, there will be quite a few dotted down from the tail. Alas, it seems that they’ve even become slightly bored of that and want to try out new things.
Their offloading and spreading in attack, varying of options in the forward pods, stepping up to first receiver, and just general chucking around of the ball is the high-risk high reward kind of rugby they have the luxury of playing with. The luxury being, that if at any stage that stops working, they can just resort to their usual kick for territory, down and drive and fall over the line.
However, this new style of play has made England the most penalised team in the tournament so far. A strange title given their usual clinical nature, but why not push the boundaries when winning against most teams is almost a given?
If their high penalty count follows them to the hallowed home of English rugby this weekend, I think Ireland would enjoy that. Among the few diamonds in the rough of Irish women’s rugby over the last year, is the boot of young Dannah O’Brien. Quickly making a name for herself as the most exciting prospect for the ten jersey that Ireland have seen in many years, I bet she is chomping at the bit for England to continue their ill-discipline.
O’Brien isn’t the only one who will be packing her bags for the London trip with utmost impatience, as I expect another young’un in the form of Aoife Wafer will be just as much.
Wafer shot out of the blocks in round one and has continued to impress every week resulting in a Player of the Match performance in Cork in the last round. I can’t wait to see her running around the old cabbage patch up against some of the best in the world.
For me, it’s the combo of the young fresh faces with no fear, alongside the heads and hearts of the older players who have now lived through quite a few twists and turns in the Irish jersey.
Along with the reintroduction of Cliodhna Moloney last week to the squad, came a new energy to this team. A new identity of young and old and unperturbed. A wealth of management experience that is fighting for this group of players to get Irish women’s rugby back on track.
There are 44,500 tickets already sold for Saturday’s game. With a comeback to rival that of Moloney, Sophie Ellis Bexter will be providing the halftime entertainment.
So… Will it be Murder on the Dancefloor? Or will Ireland burn this Goddamn house right down?
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This is like the “catches win matches" saying in cricket. If ABs were pragmatic and kicked for goal instead of hunting tries, I reckon they win that game with ease. Instead, nearly 6 months later; we have World Rugby's official mouthpiece celebrating their Almost Won the Rugby World Cup trophy. Fine Victory Gentleman! Well-earned!!
72 Go to comments“…the All Blacks nearly won…” is the only phrase you need to concern yourself with relative to this “journalistic” piece. Enjoy your Almost Won the World Cup victory…
72 Go to commentsAw common. Stop winging. There were no errors by officials. It is all recorded. Whose fault was the Cane red card? Or the Savea knock? Maybe the selectors who insisted on making a very average player their captain should be blamed. Something had to give way.
72 Go to commentsThe latest ‘Ireland are arrogant’ attack from one of the two most arrogant rugby nations on earth.
108 Go to commentsWaawaawaaaaaaaa
23 Go to commentsHow does this guy still have a job?
72 Go to commentsSorry bok you can't beat facts, we heard you all crowing how great you thought you were..lol ! We all watched the game, cheatsabeth cheating cost abs a try, only a penalty considering it was cynical and a professional foul, doesn't matter who wrote this because thats how it happened, but you go enjoy your gifting of the cup,
72 Go to commentsCan we talk about the context of how this particular journalist continues to make a living and gets published? Controversy for clicks. Shame on all of us for engaging with these irrelevant opinions.
72 Go to commentsAn astounding article !
72 Go to commentsFrance didn’t lose against New Zeland in 2011, but against Joubert…
72 Go to commentsHahahaha knew the “journalist” just by seeing the headline. Not wasting my time reading it as I know it's just another toxic manifestation of the boks living rent free in this babies head.
72 Go to commentsWhen you read those facts, you can say safely that the game was handed to the Springboks by the ruling mistakes made by the Referee and TMO. Perhaps that is why South Africans were/are so “noisey” about the win….this behaviour perhaps concealing that they realise luck played a big part in the result. Certainly not a good look for the IRB going forward…pretty shoddy sadly.
72 Go to commentsI must admit to being quite surprised by all the wine-ing and hand wringing from most AB pundits; commentators and the general analysis after a classic and engrossing final. I shudder to think how the pundits would’ve reacted if the AB’s where victors with 1 point on the day.. Most Bok fans pundits; fans and commentators take a loss on the chin; congratulate the winner and move on…and till now the NZ rugby fans where the same.. Naas Botha’s famous quote has never been more apt…. Cowboys don’t cry or make excuses.. STOP IT CRY-BABIES; …..YOU LOST.
72 Go to comments4 out of 8 beats 3 out of 10 cups. Maybe NZ are bad finishers???🤣🤣🤣
72 Go to commentsBokke bokke Bokke
1 Go to commentsThe main thing you need on your side to win a World Cup is luck. ABs had their fair share of it in the 2011 final. One score game in the SF vs Springboks in 2015 means there always things you can look at and say if this thing or that thing happened then SA would/should have won that game. Smith’s try being called back broke protocol, but it was the correct decision, so I don’t have a problem with that. If it was an SA try called back in the same circumstances I don’t think many ABS fans would have a problem with it. Cane’s shot was high, it was the classic thing NZ players have been doing, and getting carded for for years - Walking around bolt upright trying to put a big hit on someone. Stupid play by someone with a poor disciplinary record. The one that was a big problem for me was Etzebeth’s obstruction. The referee just choked on this occasion. Frustrating to have the TMO in his ear all night, apart from at this moment. Minimum yellow card for Etzebeth, but a very strong case for a penalty try also. Despite all that the ABs had the opportunity to be ahead with 3 minutes to play, so it’s hard to point fingers too much. Pollard makes that kick 99/100. JB and RM make it 50/100. That’s what it came down to in the end.
72 Go to commentsBOKS had a great side in 2011 and were in kicked out by a NZ ref and Nz were very lucky to win in final against France.
72 Go to commentsBarrett's try came from a forward pass, and perhaps the Bok game plan would have been different had the ABs remained with 15 on the pitch. We will never know. But if we are living in a world if what if's, then go back to the France v Bok game. France dominated the WC, and had they gotten past the boks, would have easily beaten the ABs in the Final
72 Go to commentsRehashed articles. But this piece does not do justice to how good the Boks had to be to win that tournament, and how immense some of their players were in that final. Peter Stef du Toit played one of the greatest games by a loose forward ever. All Blacks played well but not well enough and came up short. There are a million ‘if’s’ and none of the ‘if’s’ that don’t happen will win you a footy match.
72 Go to commentsSour grapes/ face it the allblacks aren't that good anymore LoL!!!
72 Go to comments