Ireland versus South Africa was as good as it gets
Stack all the chairs and put away the bunting. Close all the doors and turn off the lights. Even though this Rugby World Cup tournament has just over a month to run, we should all go home. It has delivered the best game it could. It won’t be bettered, even if these two teams make the final. Ireland and South Africa captured every shot, nailed every line, hit every mark. This was rugby as if Hollywood had suddenly got its best script writers round a table and the juices had started to flow. It was Balboa rugby: as outrageous as it was enveloping.
It was lapped up voraciously. Watching in the stadium or on whatever television set you could get in front of, it captivated and intrigued. For every punch thrown, the duck and weave sparkled in its wake. Each side showed a bastille in keeping with the host city: heroic, gutsy, clever. Both attacks fired shots but it appeared that defences were able to pop their fingers in the barrel. Points should never represent how good a game is. This was the cliched low scoring classic: as good as it gets.
The evening wasn’t without a nuanced storyline, either. Ireland’s lineout miscued early on and the panic was being felt all the way back in Limerick. But they switched to a shortened five man version of their set piece and things started to click. And then, as the second half unfurled, we didn’t get many lineouts. The ‘Boks kicked at goal unsuccessfully and up in the air, rather than to the touch line. Scrums became the order of the day. Oh, how Irish pillars held. The foundations laid deep over the last few assiduous, indefatigable years.
There were beautiful nods to the past, too. Oscar-winning storylines rarely contain anything other than reinvention. Ireland’s first half Mack Hansen try owed so much to Sexton’s loop and dummy, a move so old many reckon William Webb Ellis had tried it first. A move so well known many thought South Africa wouldn’t fall for it.
Many thought South Africa wouldn’t fall for any of it. Rasping victories over the All Blacks, Scotland and Romania of late had convinced most World Cup watchers that there was no better side than the ‘Boks. Even staunch Irish fans winced when the teams were announced. It wasn’t so much the 7-1 split of the bench as the 23 names of the whole squad that was morally unfair. How can one country have so many large and accomplished rugby players? Surely they should share them round?
But if the size of the dog in the fight had grabbed the headlines, the size of the fight in the dog was in the small print. Irish players embodied something ethereal. Something stronger than any bicep or thigh. Strength of physicality must always yield to strength of will. As Celtic voices bellowed their best hymn, those dressed in emerald green on the pitch swelled in resolve. Great music can stiffen any soul; soundtracks don’t come much better than the Fields of Athenry. If John Williams was watching, he would have nodded appreciatively.
The individual scenes of this blockbuster sparkled. Faf hitting the post and then Ireland turning the ball over in their own 22. Bundee Aki hefting a large hole in the middle of the park just moments after affecting a wonderful try saving tackle of his own. Damian De Allende, Aki’s sparring partner for the evening, was equally brilliant.
How have South Africa doubted his worth? Willemse’s six foot sidestep launching Ringrose into a full length leap to try and lay a finger on him. Libbok’s missile of a pass to find Kolbe for South Africa’s try: the ball looping in seeming slow motion was very much in keeping with the spectacle. Visceral punch and counter punch as though Stallone himself had directed them. Pictures weaving themselves into the hippocampus of the evening.
The dialogue crackled, also. On the referee’s microphone, various accents spat and seethed with accusation and counter claim. Ben O’Keefe was impeccably unmoved. Every script needs its silences, its pauses, its knowing glances. The New Zealand referee was brilliantly cast. He didn’t steal focus, more guide us from moment to moment. He made some big calls but, essentially, kept himself in the background.
Every minute ached with importance. Eighty in a game of rugby and each stood shoulder to shoulder with the last. The final sixty seconds represented the whole contest. A kick to the corner from the inquisitive ‘Boks and the final question asked of Ireland’s heart. Paris rang out with Dolores O’Riordan’s much loved tribal tones. South Africa had brought their bombs and their guns; in your head, in your head, they are crying.
Where do we go from here? Maybe they can meet again and, if they do, we will all buy the tickets. But sequels rarely beat the original. Maybe, maybe. What a quest the World Cup now has to try and beat that cinematic masterclass. Mack Hansen dropping the ‘f bomb’ on TV was the perfect post match script. Because Ireland beating South Africa had been fucking brilliant.
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1 Go to commentsThe only championship the Boks hold are: Great value for the incompetence of referees during the RWC Moaning endlessly and champions of spewing utterly ignorant 💩 at all times. Displaying the dangers of a third world education End of.
28 Go to commentsSouth Africa and Rassie do a phenomenal job of treating the 4 years in between World Cups as nothing more than a training exercise to build squad depth. The Six Nations money that keeps Irish rugby afloat is unfortunately too important to allow the same approach, and basic population size means we'll never get close to matching the depth of South Africa, England and France. That being said, Irish rugby is in a relatively good place and slowly improving inch by inch. If the other three provinces can pull the finger out and actually develop some players it'd be even better.
28 Go to commentsGood on Clarke for taking on the criticism and addressing his deficiencies, principally his laziness.
2 Go to comments“It is the people’s favourite against the actual favourite. It is the people’s champions against the actual champions. I’m joking, but it’s going to be a fantastic series.” Why did Darcy make that joke knowing it would be used as click bait? Why did RP headline it as a serious comment? Anyway, the tired comment isn’t very astute. SA players may have played more games etc. Darcy over estimated as a pundit.
28 Go to commentsNot sure Frisch will ever make the French team with Depoortère and Costes waiting in the wings to take over from Danty and Fickou.
1 Go to commentsThe Irish are tired and the Boks are old. The test series won't confirm who is best in the world, it will confirm which team needs to pursue the task of rebuilding with the most urgency.
28 Go to commentsGrant, the first time I have seen an article written by you. Maybe I have missed your previous stuff. These days all professional players effectively play a common season so all top players are equally tired, or rested. That is the job of the coaching ticket to build squad depth and juggle resources so players are ‘ fresh’ when the big games come. Possibly Ireland are less inclined to juggle squad compared to Rassie, who is prepared to take the risk to rest players as well as build depth throughout the year so come WC he has a full squad, experienced and rested enough to win 7 games. After all, to win WC you need to get through the tournament and then win the final big 3 games. Ireland should try and build a bit so come final 3 they are ready. So far only played final 1(QF). I am so looking forward to the Irish tour. Hopefully Rassie has enough time to align his guys, as he draws them from across the globe, and not from 2 sides locally( eg Leinster, Munster). No excuses, going to be exciting.
28 Go to commentsIn football, teams get fined and sometimes docked points for deliberately fielding weakened teams yet Leinster can pretty much do as they please with no comebacks. Could it be because Ireland run the URC? Could it be that Ireland run the ERC? Whichever it is, it stinks!!
6 Go to commentsIreland are only the People’s Champions in Irish eyes. The rest of the world do not care for them very much because of attitudes of people like Gordon, Ferris, Best, Jackman…I could go on!!
28 Go to commentsNot sure how Karl Dickson can ever ref a Quins game, he played for the club for 8 years as understudy to Care and is still close friends with half the team
3 Go to commentsAre bookies taking bets on how many times Vunipola's eventual statement will use the term “elders"? My money is on at least 4 times.
4 Go to commentsSo Ireland will be tired, despite having the most rested test squad in the world. They only play tests, champions cup and urc play off games ffs! Case in point; Leinster sent a B squad to SA for their last two games while their first xv rested up and trained at their leisure for the sf vs Saints at the so called ‘neutral venue’ of Croke Park. So tired? Do me a favour… And as for “people’s champions”? Seriously??? Outside of Ireland they are respected for their ability to win 6N. And of course plenty of inconsequential test friendlies without any real pressure. WC ko games when the pressure is white hot? Not so much…
28 Go to commentsSurprising how standing down or benching a player can do wonders for their motivation. Several players this week in that category.
2 Go to commentsHaha lads lads lads, that’s how you have a holiday In Majorca
4 Go to commentshit on Lynagh was defo late and card-worthy. The other 2 are bang on OK. Hurts you at Test level if youre timing is off and the nostrils are flared. Jerry C knew when to lean in on one, Finau just needs to keep his discipline and head straight.
7 Go to commentsSlade was exceptional against Gloucester. Not only was he doing the classic Slade stuff of running amazing lines and timing passes to perfection to put his wingers into space, he was kicking goals, flying off the line smashing people and crashing into rucks like a flanker… his hair even looked on point. 😍
1 Go to commentsThat’s really sad, hope everyone involved is ok. At least he had pants on.
4 Go to commentsTo be fair it was nowhere bear the Leinster first team (for which, btw, Leinster copped nothing like the outrage that Jake White did for sending a rotated team to the UK). But it’s fun to watch the Stormers doing their thing. They are attracting big, diverse crowds of young fans, and deservedly so. Great to see.
1 Go to commentsIt might be legal but he’s sailing pretty close to the wind. Not a lot needs to go wrong for Finau to end up in the bin. Was it late? Not quite, but borderline. High? A couple of CM within the laws, no room for error with that one. Did he wrap the arms? There was a token effort to wrap one arm, the intent was clearly to hit with the shoulder. So yeah, it’s legal, just. But as we all know, a very slight change in the dynamics could easily have him seeing red. Hopefully not when it really matters.
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