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The England Test forfeit Drew Mitchell has struck with Joe Marler
Former Wallabies winger Drew Mitchell has a very good Joe Marler reason to fully believe that Dave Rennie’s Australia will close out their three-game Test series with England this Saturday with a match to spare. The Aussies took a 1-0 series lead last weekend in Perth and the outcome of this weekend’s rematch in Brisbane has taken on an even greater significance for the retired Mitchell after some online banter with Marler, the non-travelling English prop.
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Despite featuring off the bench in seven of the eight England games in the 2021/22 season through to the conclusion of the Guinness Six Nations, Marler opted against touring Australia and has been watching the trip unfold from afar.
The soon-to-be 32-year-old was massively confident that his teammates would do a convincing job in his absence, the loosehead tweeting pre-game last Saturday: “This pack will eat them alive.” That prediction was well wide of the mark, Marler later posting: “Note to self – don’t make pre-match predictions.”
Marler’s “pack will eat them alive” tweet was picked up on by Mitchell and following some banter between the pair, a wager was struck on the outcome of next weekend’s second Test result. “Loser walks down the street, opposition jersey on top, budgies on the bottom, singing opposition national anthem….. full blast, no half-hearted s***,” wrote Marler, a forfeit that Mitchell agreed to.
Mitchell has since been speaking about his bet with Marler, explaining on the new Chats with Jim Hamilton podcast what happened on Twitter and elaborating on the reasons why he thinks it will be the England front-rower who will be wearing a Wallabies jersey next Saturday and not him donning an English jersey and making a fool of himself in Brisbane.
Loser walks down street, opposition jersey on top, budgies on bottom, singing opposition national anthem….. full blast, no half hearted shit?
— Joe Marler (@JoeMarler) July 2, 2022
“I just engaged a little bit on Twitter when I was watching with Kurtley Beale the other night and Joe Marler, who is not playing but is an English prop, was talking about how the forward pack was going to smack and dominate the Wallabies and I just replied with a LOL. He has now thrown out a bet, a challenge for this upcoming game.
“If England win I have to walk up Caxton Street, which is just a street of pubs filled absolutely to the brim with Aussies who look like they have been sent from England all those years ago, in an England jersey, budgie smugglers and singing Sweet Low, Sweet Chariot. I have put it on the line.
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“After that performance, I was pretty happy with what we had put out there (in Perth) and the adjustments we can make moving into game two. I’m hoping it is going to be Joe Marler in a Wallabies jersey somewhere in England.
“I don’t know what street or where he is located but he threw out the loser has to wear the opposing team’s jersey and a pair of budgie smugglers and sing the anthem of the other team, so he will be singing Advance Australia Fair hopefully.
“I don’t know whether it is going to be straight after the game. I figure it is easier for me if the Wallabies lose just to walk out of the stadium and walk up the street and get it over and done with – and I’ll pay my dues if that is the case – but I just think Joe Marler is going to be the one wearing a Wallabies jersey.”
Why? “My worry going into game one was around the physicality of it and the contest because our two teams that had made Pacific Rugby finals, the Waratahs were dominated physically by the Chiefs and the Brumbies got dominated physically by the Blues in the semi-final. That was where I was most concerned.
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“I still think moving forward that is where the game is going to be won and lost. When you allow players like Samu Kerevi to get on the front foot and either have the decision to run or kick rather than being on the back foot, there is a big difference in that. I would have someone bigger in the midfield for England. They are not getting enough advantage line in their centres.”
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Lets compare apples with apples. Lyon sent weak team the week before, but nobody raised an eyebrow. Give the South African teams a few years to build their depth, then you will be moaning that the teams are too strong.
41 Go to commentsDid footballs agents also perform the scout role at some time? I’m surprised more high profile players haven’t taken up the occupation, great way to remain in the game and use all that experience without really requiring a lot of specific expertise?
1 Go to commentsSuper rugby is struggling but that has little to do with sabbaticals. 1. Too many teams from Aust and NZ - should be 3 and 4 respectively, add in 2 from Japan, 1 possibly 2 from Argentina. 2. Inconsistent and poor refereeing, admittedly not restricted to Super rugby. Only one team was reffed at the breakdown in Reds v H’Landers match. Scrum penalty awarded in Canes v Drua when No 8 had the ball in the open with little defence nearby - ideal opportunity to play advantage. Coming back to Reds match - same scrum situation but ref played advantage - Landers made 10 yards and were penalised at the breakdown when the ref should have returned to scrum penalty. 3. Marketing is weak and losing ground to AFL and NRL. Playing 2 days compared with 4. 4. Scheduling is unattractive to family attendance. Have any franchises heard of Sundays 2pm?
10 Go to commentsAbsolutely..all they need is a chance in yhe playoffs and I bet all the other teams will be nervous…THEY KNOW HOW TO WIN IM THE PLAYOFFS..
2 Go to commentsI really hope he comes back and helps out with some coaching.
1 Go to commentsI think we are all just hoping that the Olympic 7s doesn’t suffer the same sad fate as the last RWC with the officials ruining the spectacle.
1 Go to commentsPersonally, I’ve lost the will to even be bothered about the RFU, the structure, the participants. It’s all a sham. I now simply enjoy getting a group of friends together to go and watch a few games a year in different locations (including Europe, the championship, etc). I feel extremely sorry for the real fans of these clubs who are constantly ignored by the RFU and other administrators. I feel especially sorry for the fans of clubs in the Championship who have had considerable central funding stripped away and are then expected to just take whatever the RFU put to them. Its all a sham, especially if the failed clubs are allowed to return.
9 Go to commentsI’m guessing Carl Hayman would have preferred to have stayed in NZ with benefit of hindsight. Up north there is the expectation to play twice as many games with far less ‘player management’ protocols that Paul is now criticising. Less playing through concussions means longer, healthier, careers. Carter used as the eg here by Paul, his sabbatical allowed him to play until age 37. OK its not an exact science but there is far more expectations on players who sign for Top 14 or Engl Prem clubs to get value for the huge salaries. NZR get alot wrong but keeping their best players in NZ rugby is not one of them. SA clubs are virtually devoid of their top players now, no thanks. They cant threaten the big teams in the Champions Cup, the squads have little depth. Cant see Canes/Chiefs struggling. Super has been great this year, fantastic high skill matches. Drua a fantastic addition and Jaguares will add another quality team eventually. Aus teams performing strongly and no doubt will benefit with the incentive of a Lions tour and a home RWC. Let Jordie enjoy his time with Leinster, it will allow the opportunity for another player to emerge at Canes in his absence.
10 Go to commentsLove that man, his way to despise angry little men is so funny ! 😂
4 Go to comments“South African franchises would be powerhouses if we had all our overseas based players back in situ. We would have the same unbeatable aura the Toulouses, Leinsters or Saracens of this world have had over the last decade or so.” Proof that Jake white does not understand the economics of the game in SA. Players earning abroad are not going to simply come back and represent the bulls. But they might if they have a springbok contract.
22 Go to commentsA lot of fans just joined in for the fun of it! We all admire O'Gara and what he has done for La Rochelle
4 Go to commentsThe RFU will find a way to mess this up as usual. My bet is there will be no promotion into the the Premiership, only relegation into National League One. Hopefully they won’t parachute failed clubs into the league at the expense of clubs who have battled for promotion.
9 Go to commentsWell that’s the contracts for RG and Jordie bought and paid for. Now, what are the chances we can persuade Antoine to hop over with all the extra dosh we’ll have from living at the Aviva & Croke next season…??? 🤑🤑🤑
34 Go to commentsWow, that’s incredible. Great for rugby.
34 Go to commentsYou probably read that parling is going to coach the wallaby lineout but if not before now you have.
14 Go to commentsIf someone like Leo Cullen was in O’Gara’s place I don’t hear Boo-ing. It’s not just that La Rochelle has hurt Leinster and O’Gara is their Irish boss. It’s the needle that he brings and the pantomime activity before the game around pretending that Munster were supporting LaRochelle just because O’Gara is from Cork. That’s dividing Irish provinces just to get an advantage for his French Team. He can F*ck right off with that. BOOOOO! (but not while someone is lying injured)
4 Go to commentsDid the highlanders party too hard before the game? They were the pits.
1 Go to commentsWhat a player! Not long until he’s in the England side, surely?
5 Go to commentsHe seems to have the same aura as Marcus Smith - by which I mean he’s consistently judged as if he’s several years younger than he actually is. Mngomezulu has played 24 times for the Stormers. When Pollard was his age he had played 24 times for South Africa! He has more time to develop, but he has also had time to do some developing already, and he hasn’t demonstrated nearly as much talent in that time as one would expect. If he is a generational talent, then it must be a pretty poor generation.
6 Go to commentsThe greatest Springbok coach of all time is entirely on the money. Rassie and Jacques have given the south african public a great few years, but the success of the springbok selection policy will need to be judged in light of what comes next. The poor condition that the provincial system is currently in doesn’t bode well for the next few years of international rugby, and the insane 2026 schedule that the Boks have lined up could also really harm both provincial and international consistency.
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